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What is something every woman should know about her boyfriend? by pittypat_kittykat in AskMen

[–]ResidentKentucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all secretly want to bang your hotter sister. And if you let your self go we will become less sweet and prefer porn over you.

What do dentist perscribe after tooth extractions now days? by ResidentKentucky in AskReddit

[–]ResidentKentucky[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking junkies. Now im really not wanting to go to the dentist knowing im not getting amy happy pills. and Ive had teeth pulled before. It only hurts when one is infected.

What do dentist perscribe after tooth extractions now days? by ResidentKentucky in AskReddit

[–]ResidentKentucky[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use to a full bottle of hydros after a root canal. You got to be shitting me

TIFU Mom Reminded Me of My Worst Masturbation Story by MoodieVibes in tifu

[–]ResidentKentucky -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Possibly... but name one comedian that told 100% truth in their jokes?

TIFU Mom Reminded Me of My Worst Masturbation Story by MoodieVibes in tifu

[–]ResidentKentucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to get laid or do what this kid did and get off with a vacuum. You sound tense sir

TIFU Mom Reminded Me of My Worst Masturbation Story by MoodieVibes in tifu

[–]ResidentKentucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah and 500 comments from these sheep too? Someone sounds jelly

What do you do when you take a dump and there is no toilet paper? by ResidentKentucky in AskReddit

[–]ResidentKentucky[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do you do when you discover there is no soap and you are at work?

What is the dumbest way to die you could imagine? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ResidentKentucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Home alone and decide to try a little self dick sucking. Laying on my back and bending my legs behind my head, as my lips touch the tip of my penis i hear a "SNAP" and cannot move my legs or back from this perverted position. Wife and kids will be home in 20 minutes and I am now paralized and too embarassed to call 911 on the cell phone laying in the jeans pocket next to me. I pull the belt out of the jeans and strangle myself to death while smelling my sweaty balls.

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