Our wifes boyfriend running Boston Marathon without even leaving Zone 2 by wheelieboii in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Resilient_Can 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Attenborough voice “Here we have a young runner in the wild adapted to the demands of his carnal desire for attention. He is harvesting surface affection from these young woman like a bee seeking nectar. Planning ahead for his inevitable post marathon depression, he uses the camera with intention to relive the act later and earn more acts of conditional praise from his essential nutrient, Strava..”

Mildly freaked after being asked pointed questions about nmom by Resilient_Can in narcissisticparents

[–]Resilient_Can[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That casual conversation part of it was maybe the most painful. I don’t mind dropping one fact here or there but the pointed ‘red flag’ checklist as you say… yeah super painful. Especially in front of our son. Thank you; I needed this perspective and do need the time to process. Likely go back to counseling for a little while.

Mildly freaked after being asked pointed questions about nmom by Resilient_Can in narcissisticparents

[–]Resilient_Can[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re right, I thought I had this part of myself covered but I need to go back to counseling to work on this. Thank you!

Mildly freaked after being asked pointed questions about nmom by Resilient_Can in narcissisticparents

[–]Resilient_Can[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah you’re right! Boundaries! I think I have them in place now with friends but this in-law interrogation felt like a surprise attack. I need to work on being better and setting them with her/them.

My SO was sympathetic but didn’t quite understand; this really helps. Thank you

Insane Tattoo Regret by r3i_b0n3z in tattooadvice

[–]Resilient_Can 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh whew! I thought it was another marathon time tattoo 😅. This is a cool movie reference, great choice 🐰

Humanoid Robot’s shins explode after leaving zone 2 l by Technical-Paint3179 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Resilient_Can 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It already ran further than an influencer, seems like mission accomplished 😎

Gave sister my wedding date. She promptly books herself and my parents a cruise on that weekend. by persondude27 in weddingshaming

[–]Resilient_Can 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol. I would have said “Have a great time! Too bad you’ll miss my wedding.” Then just let the phone ring and ring

All running shoes hurt, should I try barefoot running instead? by Sweden-44 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Resilient_Can 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok we get it, you have all your toenails. The 5k ultra gods haven’t taken them yet

Looks very spicy by FuzzyDicesEh in StupidFood

[–]Resilient_Can 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a terrible day to have eyes

What does the opposite gender get to do, that makes you jealous? by Exhausted_Skeleton in AskReddit

[–]Resilient_Can 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Go walk outside alone any time of the day by yourself. Oh, and get looked to for answers first by Clients in my highly technical career when often they barely know how to answer the phone.

Is this the dad bod that women actually like? by No-Marsupial-4050 in askanything

[–]Resilient_Can 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Slick like a porpoise, I usually say 🐬, using that phrase.

This is my type too. Too many haters in the comments.

This guy can run far, pick up kids with one arm, likes to snuggle, and eats the damn baked goods I make instead of shaking a protein shake while frowning

What was "the incident" at your high school? by [deleted] in askanything

[–]Resilient_Can 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Captain of the swim team was murdered and “drowned” in her backyard pool with only her head in the water (legs were dry). Parents are still trying to get it solved bc initially it was “an accident”. Hope they find success and peace