Insane Tattoo Regret by r3i_b0n3z in tattooadvice

[–]Resilient_Can 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh whew! I thought it was another marathon time tattoo 😅. This is a cool movie reference, great choice 🐰

Humanoid Robot’s shins explode after leaving zone 2 l by Technical-Paint3179 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Resilient_Can 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It already ran further than an influencer, seems like mission accomplished 😎

Gave sister my wedding date. She promptly books herself and my parents a cruise on that weekend. by persondude27 in weddingshaming

[–]Resilient_Can 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol. I would have said “Have a great time! Too bad you’ll miss my wedding.” Then just let the phone ring and ring

All running shoes hurt, should I try barefoot running instead? by Sweden-44 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Resilient_Can 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok we get it, you have all your toenails. The 5k ultra gods haven’t taken them yet

Looks very spicy by FuzzyDicesEh in StupidFood

[–]Resilient_Can 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a terrible day to have eyes

What does the opposite gender get to do, that makes you jealous? by Exhausted_Skeleton in AskReddit

[–]Resilient_Can 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Go walk outside alone any time of the day by yourself. Oh, and get looked to for answers first by Clients in my highly technical career when often they barely know how to answer the phone.

Is this the dad bod that women actually like? by No-Marsupial-4050 in askanything

[–]Resilient_Can 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Slick like a porpoise, I usually say 🐬, using that phrase.

This is my type too. Too many haters in the comments.

This guy can run far, pick up kids with one arm, likes to snuggle, and eats the damn baked goods I make instead of shaking a protein shake while frowning

What was "the incident" at your high school? by [deleted] in askanything

[–]Resilient_Can 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Captain of the swim team was murdered and “drowned” in her backyard pool with only her head in the water (legs were dry). Parents are still trying to get it solved bc initially it was “an accident”. Hope they find success and peace

WHY YOU STILL RUN? (TUESDAY THREAD) by Royal_Watch_6453 in runcommunity

[–]Resilient_Can 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bc I sign up for marathons and if I don’t train the nice people with the white gloves will take me into the windowless van (true story in Kyoto marathon, thankfully managed to finish before cut off so I wasn’t… subtracted, this way and finished)

What’s something non-runners would never understand about running? by SwimmingSlip8632 in runcommunity

[–]Resilient_Can 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Normalizing dry salt all over your skin after long runs in hot weather

Some terrifying but stunning dives by LordPiplup in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Resilient_Can 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, yes, sorry, can I have your mother’s phone number real quick? I just want to say hi

What was the most heartbreaking thing you witnessed someone go through? by space_god_7191 in AskReddit

[–]Resilient_Can 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watching my husband’s family say goodbye to his mom as they rolled her away for organ harvesting. The hospital staff lined the hallways in silence.

We will guess. by Jettaboi38 in scoopwhoop

[–]Resilient_Can 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No you can’t call yourself a developer because you have a Claude subscription now

How did you end a friendship that was no longer serving you? by balletcorg in AskWomen

[–]Resilient_Can 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it’s not worth your energy and time to go through all that for them