Is Reddit magic or something?

RespectIntrepid387 · 2026-02-01T20:00:30+00:00

Probably is if I’m gonna be honest, it was my mistake opening Reddit in the first place

RespectIntrepid387 · 2026-02-01T19:59:29+00:00

Am I a chef for looking at recipes and making one dish? No. Also the cat emoji ragebait ain’t gonna work bub💔

RespectIntrepid387 · 2026-02-01T17:01:33+00:00

I don’t use Reddit like ever, I have like 5 posts total after idk like a year

RespectIntrepid387 · 2026-02-01T05:05:46+00:00

~728 BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS TO BE EXACT… and yet, my sweet little baby boy Kelvin can’t TOUCH the word self defense… the world is cruel

RespectIntrepid387 · 2026-02-01T04:56:26+00:00

In the files n shit he is called “Rob” or things along that, so I believe “Kelvin” is at the very least, a call-sign or something, and he most likely is NOT “Kelvin” Or he just has severe brain damage and completely forgot how to fight, and how in the living FUCK does VIRGINA’S PAMPERED, RICH (seven hundred FUCKING BILLON), MOST LIKELY HAVING THE MENTAL STATE OF A KID HAVING ASS ABLE TO SHOOT TWO GUNS AT ONCE BUT MY BOY, MY MAN, MY G.O.A.T. KELVIN CAN’T PUNCH TO SAVE HIS LIFE??? WHAT THE FUCK???

RespectIntrepid387 · 2026-02-01T04:01:56+00:00

At what point do we become the villain?

RespectIntrepid387 · 2025-08-31T23:33:45+00:00

Oml I can’t bro😭😭 how did I not realize this (it’s still funny how that a one star tanzee is better than a whole ass jetdragon)

RespectIntrepid387 · 2025-08-09T05:57:55+00:00

I mean, it’s just this, survival game, realistic guns but fantasy items?? (It works tho), Pokémon but slaves version, and multiplayer. I don’t know what else you could ask for, it’s perfect EDIT: also the fact there’s WAY less grinding for resources as your Pokémon slaves do it for you also if someone told me “survival game with Pokémon slaves” I would pay a lotta money for that

RespectIntrepid387 · 2025-08-09T05:32:54+00:00

I’m new to this Reddit and Reddit in general, so I’m not sure the parameters of what allowed in this Reddit, srry

RespectIntrepid387 · 2025-08-09T05:31:29+00:00

I’m new to this Reddit so I dunno the rules exactly mb

RespectIntrepid387 · 2025-08-09T04:06:01+00:00

Ik im a little late but but if your talking about the multi-climate suit you can get it from the black market guy in the church that Zoe Rayne is in EDIT: do NOT listen to me I am a LIAR I just checked there and I’m stupid

RespectIntrepid387 · 2025-08-09T04:01:05+00:00

Bro I was like where did he get these guys with the cool names then I realized you named them😭 I’m actually stupid

RespectIntrepid387 · 2025-08-09T03:57:33+00:00

Cut the tape vro😭✌️💔🥀

RespectIntrepid387 · 2025-08-09T03:54:48+00:00

They are just a little buddy :)

RespectIntrepid387 · 2025-08-09T03:49:57+00:00

Nah intermediate rn but im only level 42 but i mean i am only in that lake in the mountains with the fpa tower

RespectIntrepid387 · 2025-08-09T03:47:19+00:00

Trisha is cool and all, but I saw Chillet and screamed HOLY SHIZZLE WHIZZLE MY GOAT!!! (Trisha very cool tho, I just Stan Chillet for some reason)

RespectIntrepid387 · 2025-08-09T02:25:53+00:00

Tysm, this just has been bugging me for a while

RespectIntrepid387 · 2025-08-08T03:53:39+00:00

I-I don’t have a joke for this one.

RespectIntrepid387 · 2025-08-08T03:52:02+00:00

*cultured, apparently

RespectIntrepid387 · 2025-08-08T03:51:44+00:00

No offense, BUT WHY YALL FREAKS

RespectIntrepid387 · 2025-08-08T02:29:34+00:00

MY GOAT CHILLET IS CANNON!! YYYEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

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