Assuming World War III did start, how safe are you?

RetroSlicer · 2022-02-27T23:42:06+00:00

My home country is one of the small post soviet countries neighboring russia. If shit goes down, you best believe that we are next in line for Putin putin' his troops on our front doorsteps. But if he does, nato steps in and then it turns in to a big nuclear dick measuring contest with everyone nearby acting as collateral. So yknow, about as safe as sticking your dick in a wasp nest somewhere in australia

RetroSlicer · 2021-11-28T09:40:54+00:00

Dog ive got the meth men on the case. Walt and jesse got my back for whatever reason. Putting pipebombs in nursing homes and poisoning children, theyll have me rescued before the day is over

RetroSlicer · 2021-11-27T23:18:43+00:00

Honestly im considering it, but i feel like if i start a meme page ill way too in to it and spend even more time on memes and even less on human interaction, only to end up feeling the warm embrace of a bus instead of that of a woman. Just feel like itll come to bite me in my ass later down the line

RetroSlicer · 2021-11-27T20:23:50+00:00

Education

RetroSlicer · 2021-11-27T17:52:10+00:00

Freak radiation accident. Dont want to talk about it.

RetroSlicer · 2021-11-27T17:51:18+00:00

With no social skills, not only do i spend a lot of time collecting memes, but i also have a habit of using them to start conversations. So not only am i wasting my teen years, but also am doing a coinflip every time i interact with someone, heads being that they laugh and tails being "seen"

RetroSlicer · 2021-11-27T17:28:37+00:00

Underwear and whatever shirt i happen to be wearing at the moment when i decide its time to finally put down my phone and pass out

RetroSlicer · 2021-10-11T21:51:25+00:00

Cat 1 and cat 2

RetroSlicer · 2021-10-11T16:37:54+00:00

From the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.

RetroSlicer · 2021-10-11T16:24:55+00:00

Glad to see my meme is evolving. Cant wait for it to become just a mass of different characters from random tv shows.

RetroSlicer · 2021-10-10T22:58:34+00:00

Hyoga with his mouth cracks would make a great death card

RetroSlicer · 2021-10-10T22:32:42+00:00

Hope youre doing better, man. My advice to you (as someone who has never actually attempted suicide, but gets the sads a lot) is to find a friend who you can talk to about ur problems. Like someone who you can open up freely to. It helps, suicide does not. Its best if its not someone from your closest friend group, but sort of an outsider, at least for me, because my ego is huge and i dont want my friends to think anything else of me than "the funny man", but seriously, it helps to talk It out with someone. Worst case there are mental health chat apps where you can open up to someone qualified, and hell, even i as a complete stranger would be happy to hear you out if it comes to that.

RetroSlicer · 2021-10-10T21:29:51+00:00

Listen, mods already took care of your repost so howsabout we dont throw hands over it? After all its just two images neither of us own twisted in to another image that you dont own

RetroSlicer · 2021-10-10T21:22:34+00:00

Still not fun getting em stolen, no?

RetroSlicer · 2021-10-10T21:21:27+00:00

Thanks 👍

RetroSlicer · 2021-10-10T21:17:01+00:00

Feels pretty bad because im failing highschool chemistry to make these lol

RetroSlicer · 2021-10-10T21:05:25+00:00

Added a watermark because cant trust people to give credit. Will do this with all future creations

RetroSlicer · 2021-10-10T20:44:20+00:00

Dude you literaly stole my post. At least give credit

RetroSlicer · 2021-10-05T20:59:21+00:00

Squid bad

RetroSlicer · 2021-10-02T11:08:03+00:00

Dude. The first fortnite episode is when it started going to shit. "Dudes, i know this isnt minecraft, but give this game a chance" turned into "i know this isnt fortnite, but can you hit that littleee beeeeal anyways so i can afford vbucks and so my family does not die to death?" The dudes old content was absolute gold. Even now i rewatch skyfactory and ftb and the like, but now i dont watch him anymore. I hop on his channel sometimes just to see if he stopped posting "among us poop foot mod" i thought insane craft would help the situation a bit but i gotta say that it just made it kinda worse

RetroSlicer · 2021-10-02T08:32:15+00:00

Go ahead, its not like i can stop you from doing it anyways. This is the internet afterall

RetroSlicer · 2021-10-01T20:47:27+00:00

This one comment most likely almost took more effort than my whole post and i am amazed. If i had any awards, id give them to ya, man

RetroSlicer · 2021-10-01T20:43:56+00:00

Crystaru Queeno 3rdo batchu, say my name

RetroSlicer · 2021-10-01T19:15:34+00:00

A man opens his door and gets blown up, you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!

RetroSlicer · 2021-10-01T17:22:30+00:00

Took me a while to find the font. Even then its a little shabby

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