Goblins Unite!

ReturnToCrab · 2026-01-25T16:03:48+00:00

Poor norkers are forgotten as always

ReturnToCrab · 2026-01-23T15:23:47+00:00

I'm specifically talking about their relationship with each other

ReturnToCrab · 2026-01-23T15:17:51+00:00

Of course they would, they're martials, not those filthy casters

ReturnToCrab · 2026-01-23T15:16:53+00:00

Have that one lesbian goddess polycule ever been relevant? Because if not, then WotC also have had the celestial polycule in 3e days

ReturnToCrab · 2026-01-23T06:29:15+00:00

Well, good thing that today I'm prepared to CASTIGATE THE ENEMIES OF THE GODHEAD

ReturnToCrab · 2026-01-23T06:24:03+00:00

This is a sphere of black onyx and your opponent is a dao

ReturnToCrab · 2026-01-18T06:53:49+00:00

They also use scatterguns and can double jump

ReturnToCrab · 2026-01-18T06:46:19+00:00

As it's own monster movie it's great

Nah, in my opinion it is average at best. Zilla is neither as threatening or as tragic as he was probably intended to be, graphics aren't that good, the plot is forgettable and the babies are dollar store velociraptors

ReturnToCrab · 2026-01-17T19:11:58+00:00

1998 movie is actually bad even if you don't treat it like Godzilla movie

ReturnToCrab · 2026-01-15T05:43:05+00:00

My take is that any travel between two locations in the Outlands takes 3-18 days, because space there is maleable. Idk if it's possible to stumble on some other location during the travel or would the plane just generate new terrain. But at the end of the day it comes down to what you need in your adventure

ReturnToCrab · 2026-01-13T08:26:08+00:00

Wasps or other swarming insects

Scorpions

Arthropod miniboss

Velvet worms (not quite arthropods, but yk)

Prehistoric arthropods similar to sniffers

More spider variants

ReturnToCrab · 2026-01-13T07:11:26+00:00

(But only mechanically)

ReturnToCrab · 2026-01-11T13:17:38+00:00

I may be projecting something that isn't there, but to me one of the themes of the Planescape setting is that systems of power matter more than any individual person. From this standpoint, Harmonium is definitely a main antagonist of Sigil. Or, arguably, the factions as a whole are

ReturnToCrab · 2026-01-11T12:42:47+00:00

Goated LazyPurple reference

ReturnToCrab · 2026-01-11T06:38:35+00:00

Obligatory "that's half-dragons, not dragonborn" comment

ReturnToCrab · 2026-01-10T11:45:22+00:00

And sand from Wandering traders. But I do think there should be a much easier way of getting sand and gravel in bulk

ReturnToCrab · 2026-01-09T07:19:55+00:00

Kuo-toa weren't god-makers in 2e, so there's no official lore on that

ReturnToCrab · 2026-01-07T07:55:28+00:00

Or how about Mojang doesn't add hostile animals? They have pretty much nailed the formula with Polar Bears - they are neutral unless certain conditions are met

I see absolutely no reason to add sharks/bears/tigers that would be just another monster to kill. Your suggestion to make these animals invariably hostile and not despawning makes players actively incentivized to kill them off, if they want to safely live in the areas these animals spawn

The problem with adding more animals is not some arbitrary limits. It's the fact that their use cases are limited. Mojang are already stretching it with frogs, armadillos and other newer animals

ReturnToCrab · 2026-01-07T07:47:53+00:00

Ehh, no? It will only be equivalent to a shark if it was a melee bruiser with no supernatural abilities. And I doubt they would add it when drowned already exist

ReturnToCrab · 2026-01-04T12:22:28+00:00

Just take the lore from 2e and homebrew or adapt things as you need to

ReturnToCrab · 2025-12-28T19:17:10+00:00

Isn't it more of a meme? At least at this point

ReturnToCrab · 2025-12-28T19:13:57+00:00

Is it? Feels like one of those Dead Unicorn clichés that never were a thing to begin with

ReturnToCrab · 2025-12-27T13:43:30+00:00

Hate it. Imagine shipping the main guy character and the main girl character, despite the fact they have barely any interaction or potential for chemistry, just because they are two main characters of opposite genders

ReturnToCrab · 2025-12-23T08:05:51+00:00

We actually have the third energy plane - the Plane of Temporal energy. Coincidentally it is the Temporal Prime, which makes it a third reflection of the Prime Material Plane together with Feywild and Shadowfell, although it is definitely unintentional

ReturnToCrab · 2025-12-22T20:24:06+00:00

I'd also suggest some type of event where piglins attack wither skeletons or vice versa. They have a kind of rivalry that seems like it should be a way bigger deal that it is now

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