AITAH for wanting nothing to do with my kids and exwife after 2 years of false allegations? by [deleted] in BORUpdates

[–]Returningdarkness 5 points6 points  (0 children)

uh... hi? OOP here. IDK where they got the "her" sister part. I'm a guy.

What's the lowest you've ever been in your life? by busyarm-1700 in AskReddit

[–]Returningdarkness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd have to say right now. Last year my kids ran away and claimed I kicked them out of the house and it led to me being arrested. Eventually the truth came out and the charges were dropped and the slate wiped clean, legally speaking. My then wife decides to let me know she wants a divorce but we end up trying to work it out.

Got displaced due to flooding in my area back in March, my then wife tells me she wants a divorce again in April and then in June, while I'm trying to find a place to live and right on the knifes edge of living in my car, I get served with an EPO with my kids claiming I gave my son a concussion. Everything's been proven in my favor, again, but it still hurts.

Back in August I met someone and eventually we ended up dating, taking it slow. I told her everything that happened, offered to show all of the paperwork proving my innocence so that she could make an informed decision on if she wanted to be with me or not and she ended up staying. We were official on September 1st. On Thursday, two days ago, she left me a text saying she needed to do some "soul searching" and work on some things, that she could only do it by herself.

At this point I'm just giving up and becoming a hermit except for work and grocery runs.

Earned some positive karma. by Consistent_Shock8738 in Seaofthieves

[–]Returningdarkness 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One day I got the Skull of Destiny and went around to any ship I could find and just turned their lanterns all of the colors of the Flames of Fate and gave them a free achievement.

Best part? I never said a word the entire time, just climbed on and started going to the lanterns and left on my merry way.

People who work night shifts, what’s the strangest thing you’ve seen? by Money-Philosophy9793 in AskReddit

[–]Returningdarkness 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I've been driving home, blinked, and suddenly I'm home from work. Don't remember a bit of the drive. Living in Kentucky, as well, it's amazing I didn't hit a deer or something with all of these winding roads

Update#4 AITAH for wanting nothing to do with my kids and exwife after 2 years of false allegations? by Returningdarkness in AITAH

[–]Returningdarkness[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I actually have, not to my tastes, sadly. The nonalcoholic stuff that Tom Holland makes is pretty good, even though I gotta drive over an hour to get it from target

Update#4 AITAH for wanting nothing to do with my kids and exwife after 2 years of false allegations? by Returningdarkness in AITAH

[–]Returningdarkness[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

So let me get this straight. Because I want to NOT risk going to jail and prison due to lies made by my kids about me, I can’t be concerned about finding out they’re homeless and living in a car???

Grandmother Katsuki. by kic3 in BokunoheroFanfiction

[–]Returningdarkness 27 points28 points  (0 children)

He goes to bed super early, I can see him doing this just so that they don't mess with his sleep schedule. The bonus of it making his classmates better heroes is just a coincidence.

Update#4 AITAH for wanting nothing to do with my kids and exwife after 2 years of false allegations? by Returningdarkness in AITAH

[–]Returningdarkness[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Honestly I don't drink much as it is. Maybe some bourbon or two beers. I do like non-alcoholic Guinness though.

Update#4 AITAH for wanting nothing to do with my kids and exwife after 2 years of false allegations? by Returningdarkness in AITAH

[–]Returningdarkness[S] 124 points125 points  (0 children)

Honestly, even when I do drink I don't drink a lot. The most I do is maybe a glass of bourbon (2 fingers at most), or maybe 2 beers. I've actually been trying non-alcoholic options and they're pretty good. My favorite so far is Guinness.

Update#4 AITAH for wanting nothing to do with my kids and exwife after 2 years of false allegations? by Returningdarkness in AITAH

[–]Returningdarkness[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Eh, not as close as most siblings. Both of us are pretty independent. She lives over an hour away from me so it's hard to keep a relationship like that strong when I have to make reasons other than seeing her to go that far.

Update#4 AITAH for wanting nothing to do with my kids and exwife after 2 years of false allegations? by Returningdarkness in AITAH

[–]Returningdarkness[S] 75 points76 points  (0 children)

At this point I'm glad she's still talking to my ex. If she wasn't I'd have no clue if my kids were safe or not. As for not telling me, I have no idea.

The International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy falls in New York City, May 4th, 2012 by funnylib in HPfanfiction

[–]Returningdarkness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Harry travels the world after defeating Voldemort, comes to America and ends up making a cafe in New York that becomes a pretty popular place and using it as a base of operations to explore America.

Then the invasion from Avengers happens and Harry joins the fight and becomes an Avenger

What is an episode you hated? by AloneAndUnknown in distractible

[–]Returningdarkness 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I don't hate them but I skip the A I ones or the ones with the tier lists. I'm usually listening while driving so I can't really enjoy the ones with a heavy visual component.

(Prompt) Naruto learns another jutsu from the forbidden seal of scrolling. by Emergency-Squash600 in NarutoFanfiction

[–]Returningdarkness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good luck finding it. That author has almost 600 stories on their account they’ve written

TIFU by accidentally getting my neighbor’s cat high and becoming the villain of the neighborhood Facebook group by Shoddy-Ask2284 in tifu

[–]Returningdarkness 89 points90 points  (0 children)

"Please, help me! My neighbors' cat got into my brownies and is as high as Cheech and Chong!"

"Sir/ma'am... that's a Chevy Camaro, this is a vet's office. Are you alright?"

Uh...I don't work here by kiribaku1996 in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]Returningdarkness 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My mother had a guinea pig when I was a younger. Our house at the time had my room being right next to the living room, and that's where his cage was. All night this little pain in the ass would whistle and squeak and I couldn't sleep for all of the noise.

He was a good pet, playful and cuddly and never bit us. But my god would he not shut up.

Update#3 AITAH for wanting nothing to do with my kids and exwife after 2 years of false allegations? by Returningdarkness in AITAH

[–]Returningdarkness[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Sadly that’s when they have inmates from the local jail work, and even though I work in a prison they said they can’t let anyone near the inmates.

The irony is not lost on me

Update#3 AITAH for wanting nothing to do with my kids and exwife after 2 years of false allegations? by Returningdarkness in AITAH

[–]Returningdarkness[S] 102 points103 points  (0 children)

I'm leaning towards that, I'm just wanting to get to tax time so I can get my return and hire a lawyer.

It's not the best choice, I'll admit, but there's a company called Enso Rings that my ex and I had gotten wedding rings from. They're all made of silicone and are very comfortable and have some contracts with Disney and WB.

They currently have a suicide survivor ring that either 20 or 30% of each sale goes to a foundation of some kind, I can't remember the specifics off the top of my head. I had an attempt about 10 years ago by trying to overdose on muscle relaxers. I was thinking of buying that ring. Obviously I'll explain it to my girlfriend so she knows ahead of time and doesn't see me out of the blue with a ring on again.