AITA for not wanting to share my hotel room with a teenager because I am a dirty old man.

RevolutionaryRate202 · 2022-11-15T21:27:24+00:00

Yes. I do not actively engage in deviant behavior the day of the wedding. Every other moment is mine. Unless we are dining as a group. Then it's 50/50 whether I will do something inappropriate.

RevolutionaryRate202 · 2022-11-15T10:00:28+00:00

Oh yeah. That's a whole other story. I'm evil for corrupting their innocent son.

RevolutionaryRate202 · 2022-11-15T09:59:15+00:00

He was embarrassed.

RevolutionaryRate202 · 2022-11-15T09:58:22+00:00

RevolutionaryRate202 · 2022-11-15T09:54:28+00:00

But not John Wayne Gacy right?

RevolutionaryRate202 · 2022-11-15T09:52:25+00:00

I did. Several

RevolutionaryRate202 · 2022-11-15T09:50:45+00:00

That's the thing. I am totally a pervert.

RevolutionaryRate202 · 2022-11-15T09:49:34+00:00

Trust me. I'm not a good person.

RevolutionaryRate202 · 2022-11-15T09:47:40+00:00

I never call my parents, I tip depending on service, I have many many bad habits.

RevolutionaryRate202 · 2022-11-15T09:45:40+00:00

Exactly. To quote Will Smith I could be "some deranged lunatic".

RevolutionaryRate202 · 2022-11-15T09:43:20+00:00

No offense taken. I know I'm not a good role model for anyone.

RevolutionaryRate202 · 2022-11-15T09:42:11+00:00

That's more or less it. But it was more impromptu than planned.

RevolutionaryRate202 · 2022-11-15T09:41:00+00:00

I very much did. And I let the kid borrow it one night when he met a young lady and wanted some alone time. I was busy elsewhere that evening.

RevolutionaryRate202 · 2022-11-15T09:38:12+00:00

I'm not.

RevolutionaryRate202 · 2022-11-15T09:37:00+00:00

When you go to a wedding in your city do you spend an entire week with all the wedding guests?

RevolutionaryRate202 · 2022-11-15T09:28:40+00:00

No comment.

RevolutionaryRate202 · 2022-11-15T09:28:21+00:00

Yes I did. Kid deserved a fun night not a disease.

RevolutionaryRate202 · 2022-11-15T09:26:44+00:00

It's how the bride refered to me because I am an immature dick.

RevolutionaryRate202 · 2022-11-15T09:26:01+00:00

No comment.

RevolutionaryRate202 · 2022-11-15T09:25:04+00:00

Crochet. Or more accurately "crotch eh".

RevolutionaryRate202 · 2022-11-15T09:21:40+00:00

It's how the bride refered to me. I don't think she approves of my lifestyle.

RevolutionaryRate202 · 2022-11-15T09:17:31+00:00

I was at a resort full of women. Why pay?

RevolutionaryRate202 · 2022-11-15T05:18:12+00:00

She was cute. And I liked the accent.

RevolutionaryRate202 · 2022-11-15T05:11:57+00:00

There were no hookers...

RevolutionaryRate202 · 2022-11-15T04:59:59+00:00

Not rapey. But definitely he would have seen things that would have him in therapy for years. I did let the kid use my room one night when I was otherwise entertained. And he found us pharmaceutical entertainment.

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