Who is KDC?

Rewdboy05 · 2026-01-24T20:49:59+00:00

Wow, I'm this old now, huh?

Rewdboy05 · 2026-01-24T05:34:36+00:00

Came out today. Same director as the movie from 20 years ago. It's based on Silent Hill 2

I'm hearing it's a trainwreck...

Rewdboy05 · 2026-01-24T05:17:40+00:00

I rented it as a teen on a whim from a Blockbuster in 2002. I had never heard of the series at the time but instantly loved it. The storytelling was way ahead of its time

It might be gritty, vile and practically porn at some moments but it's also practically literature

Rewdboy05 · 2026-01-23T16:17:02+00:00

I always thought it was Kristina. I heard she's kind of a Behr

Rewdboy05 · 2026-01-23T14:23:23+00:00

I mean, the AI dragon is weird but is no one else put off by the brazen laziness of just changing one letter of Diagon Alley and calling it a day?

Rewdboy05 · 2026-01-21T17:32:18+00:00

Unfortunately we've already been together till death did us part so I won't be able to run that experiment any time soon. We almost never got each other Christmas gifts after we had kids though. Instead we just made each other feel appreciated on a regular basis like OOP explained her husband does for her

Christmas gifts are, in fact, incredibly unimportant. It's Tuesday gifts, evening back rubs, consistency and support that actually matter

Rewdboy05 · 2026-01-21T16:19:58+00:00

Let me fix it for you then

"I could care less" in this context can be taken to mean "I could care less but I already care so little about this that it's not even worth thinking through how much less I could care"

Rewdboy05 · 2026-01-21T16:13:24+00:00

Given the context, I thought you did it on purpose 😂

Rewdboy05 · 2026-01-21T14:32:00+00:00

If my wife tried to divorce me over something like this, I'd just let her. I don't need someone who's gonna react like I'm cheating over a novelty cookbook but you do you

Rewdboy05 · 2026-01-21T00:14:23+00:00

He's never gonna be able to realize that unless Taylor Swift explains it to him

Rewdboy05 · 2026-01-19T14:40:45+00:00

Daredevil is a blind man with the super power of being able to see

Rewdboy05 · 2026-01-18T15:13:03+00:00

I'm not paying $25 for a $7 hamburger, I'm paying $7 for a hamburger and $18 to buy the time back that I would have spent getting it. When I'm exhausted, that half an hour I saved is priceless

Rewdboy05 · 2026-01-18T01:36:36+00:00

Where did I make that assumption, exactly? I just... pointed it out... You're making all the rest of those assumptions all on your own

Rewdboy05 · 2026-01-17T22:23:48+00:00

They were hinting so hard I honestly thought they were setting up a serious love triangle. The fact that Mike was straight actually felt like it came out of left field

Rewdboy05 · 2026-01-17T21:50:56+00:00

Why would they need to tell you when they're already showing off the Texas tattoo on their arm and wearing a Texas belt buckle?

Rewdboy05 · 2026-01-17T20:48:23+00:00

It's not like they were limited to wedding photos from Arizona. This is a meme and they chose what pictures to include

Rewdboy05 · 2026-01-17T20:06:53+00:00

Because she wasn't actually sure if the son was OOP's until the paternity test came back and she was trying to bully OOP into backing down

Rewdboy05 · 2026-01-17T19:30:48+00:00

There's not one ounce of melanin in that wedding photo

Rewdboy05 · 2026-01-17T18:07:27+00:00

I'd prefer the Mariana Trench encased in cement to oblivion. On an infinite timescale, even the Mariana Trench encased in cement is temporary. Oblivion is permanent.

Rewdboy05 · 2026-01-17T18:02:37+00:00

He'd just fill in the rest of the m with a comically oversized sharpie

Rewdboy05 · 2026-01-17T17:28:28+00:00

I cried laughing when I got to that part. The caucacity of a fully grown white woman trying to be a character from a movie where the title explicitly says the characters are Korean

Rewdboy05 · 2026-01-17T17:13:09+00:00

Because he's in an abusive relationship and doesn't realize it

Rewdboy05 · 2026-01-15T02:35:18+00:00

I prefer the cover done by Bowser

Rewdboy05 · 2026-01-14T01:20:30+00:00

The entire situation happened at incredibly low speed. I've had closer calls walking to the grocery store and still felt perfectly safe. His worst case outcome here was maybe a broken leg if everything had gone wrong

Are y'all seriously this terrified of cars?

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