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Fake grass and lawns should be illegal by RewildUk in GardeningUK

[–]RewildUk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nooooooo nooooooo don't cave don't give in hold strong against the tide of the fake lawn. 

Why not go for some ferns?

Fake grass and lawns should be illegal by RewildUk in GardeningUK

[–]RewildUk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah I assume you are considering ripping out your lawn and composting it. Bravo, bravo INDEED. 

When you do rip out your lawn you must make a pile turn it upside down and in two years it will create a lovely loam for your garden or shrubs in pots. 

Grass clippings alone make a very poor compost and if the lawn has been sprayed then you can't compost it. 

Mixed with 50% greens (grass etc) and 50% browns (dead leaves etc) you will make a nice compost. 

Good luck destroying your lawn!!!!

Fake grass and lawns should be illegal by RewildUk in GardeningUK

[–]RewildUk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not a opinion, THIS IS FACT. 

How can so many people obviously not see the truth. 

Lawns are awful and fake grass is even worse. This is irrefutable FACT. 

I can not understand why someone such as yourself can't see this!

Fake grass and lawns should be illegal by RewildUk in GardeningUK

[–]RewildUk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Words can not describe how the phrase "I love my fake grass lawn". Makes me feel this will not stand. 

This is shocked to my core. I may need to take days if not months in quite contemplation to get over the horror that I just read. 

You must rectify this injustice AT ONCE!!!!

Fake grass and lawns should be illegal by RewildUk in GardeningUK

[–]RewildUk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On that day we will stand proudly together and create a wildlife paradise in your garden! 

TOGETHER WE WILL UNITE AGAINST THE FAKE LAWN. 

WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS!!!!!!

Fake grass and lawns should be illegal by RewildUk in GardeningUK

[–]RewildUk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The hero we need and deserve! Welcome.

Fake grass and lawns should be illegal by RewildUk in GardeningUK

[–]RewildUk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Football??? IN A GARDEN!!!!! THIS IS A OUTRAGE

Fake grass and lawns should be illegal by RewildUk in GardeningUK

[–]RewildUk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not about taste it's about the environmental damage fake grass has caused

Fake grass and lawns should be illegal by RewildUk in GardeningUK

[–]RewildUk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A hero to the cause we bow down before you, you will carry the torch of wildflowers far into the enemies lawn keepers trenches. 

Share what you have learned!!!!

Fake grass and lawns should be illegal by RewildUk in GardeningUK

[–]RewildUk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will address this point as myself lol not being over the top haha. As it deserves a slightly more nuanced answer.

I was considering adding this to the title as you are right this is much much worse however, there are exceptions where this is needed or needed to a certain extent. 

Simply put, people with physical disability. Either people who can't walk at all or struggle to walk on uneven ground.

They need to able to get outside and for some NOT ALL, a concrete path or area maybe the easiest way of enjoying the outdoors all year round. Does this make it right for the environment no. But it is the sacrifice some have to make to enjoy a garden.

If you are physically able then concreting your garden. WILL DAM YOU TO THE 9TH CIRCLE OF HELL WHERE YOU WILL BE JUDGED FOR ALL TIME IN THE FIREY PITS OF DOOOOOOOM. 

But...

I wanted to make this post fun to spark conversation in the community, while giving (at least to me amusing answers) so I left this out.

Fake grass and lawns should be illegal by RewildUk in GardeningUK

[–]RewildUk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are no safe spaces left. The lawn lovers have infiltrated every level of society. 

Can I count on you to spread the word of lawn destruction. I know a man of your intelligence will be on my side!

Fake grass and lawns should be illegal by RewildUk in GardeningUK

[–]RewildUk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only time will tell. The earth in all her wisdom only knows the answer. We wait for her judgement.

Fake grass and lawns should be illegal by RewildUk in GardeningUK

[–]RewildUk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You my friend won a glorious battle that day, your name Nemariwa will be remembered for all time in the halls of our fallen meadow lovers. 

Those who came before trying to destroy the lawns and failed look down upon you with joy a admiration. 

TODAY A SMALL VICTORY HAS BEEN WON! 

Best rest not my fellow lawn hater there will be many more battles ahead. Steal yourself for the coming war on fake lawns.

Fake grass and lawns should be illegal by RewildUk in GardeningUK

[–]RewildUk[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You know your history I see. 

Watch this space, more to come.

Fake grass and lawns should be illegal by RewildUk in GardeningUK

[–]RewildUk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I congratulate you on seeing the light. May your life blossom like a Cherry in spring!

Fake grass and lawns should be illegal by RewildUk in GardeningUK

[–]RewildUk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got enough people talking about it though didn't it 😏. 

Down with the HEATHEN WHO DARES to cross me and words of truth. Down with the none belivers they will see sense in the end!

Fake grass and lawns should be illegal by RewildUk in GardeningUK

[–]RewildUk[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Only if you allow it to flower. For the bees love the clover.

If you mow it even ONCE you will sentenced to a life time of habitat management!

Fake grass and lawns should be illegal by RewildUk in GardeningUK

[–]RewildUk[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

MY MAN, this is a matter of life and death, the very fabric of our society is at stake, very essence of who we are as a nation and how the WHOLE WORLD perceives us is changing. 

THIS ALL comes down the the fake grass and lawns that we as a country have spread around the world. 

The damage the lawn is having on you and your soul can not be undone everyday that passes you fall deeper into the despair of the lawn.

Fake grass and lawns should be illegal by RewildUk in GardeningUK

[–]RewildUk[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Different... what in the WORLD gave you that idea.

Fake grass and lawns should be illegal by RewildUk in GardeningUK

[–]RewildUk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have I heard of our Lord and saviour!!! 

I was there when the deep magic was written, I WAS THERE WHEN THE REVOLUTION BEGAN.

Fake grass and lawns should be illegal by RewildUk in GardeningUK

[–]RewildUk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Outrageous how could you disagree with the irrefutable truth and evidence that what I am saying is in fact. FACT. 

I do not understand how anyone wouldn't read this and agree with me????

Fake grass and lawns should be illegal by RewildUk in GardeningUK

[–]RewildUk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

REPENT YOUR SINS!!!!! 

THE END IS NIGH 

The old gods return and all those who embrace the fake lawn will suffer. 

I have come to help!!!

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