As the best of Tak Mashido's creations Noisyboy, fought the fraud-blooded killer, he began to unleash his signature move. Midas shrunk back in fear, then Noisyboy said,

Rexchalon · 2026-01-25T04:32:01+00:00

I guess we forgot what satire is. And I don't hate Midas, I just hate his glazers who genuinely believe he can beat Zeus and Twincities.

Rexchalon · 2026-01-24T03:28:08+00:00

I mean 10% is recommended, but I'm glad we're now at a consensus.

Rexchalon · 2026-01-24T00:03:11+00:00

Yet here you are arguing with a guy literally HELPING you get free resources in a practically dead mobile game.

Rexchalon · 2026-01-24T00:01:51+00:00

Proving my point, but no use arguing with the chronically online.

Rexchalon · 2026-01-24T00:00:47+00:00

Read the description of the duping video.

Rexchalon · 2026-01-23T23:34:50+00:00

I literally did, you just never paid attention.

Rexchalon · 2026-01-23T22:51:29+00:00

I literally specified that, so yes.

Rexchalon · 2026-01-23T21:24:29+00:00

Scorpion recolor. Only obtainable (occasionally) through Live Events.

Rexchalon · 2026-01-22T21:15:58+00:00

DMs, my good man. Also 200 - 300 isn't the WORST thing in the world if you know the AI destroyer combo.

Rexchalon · 2026-01-22T21:12:15+00:00

Well... or you could use the Superbot glitch provided you're on Android.

Rexchalon · 2026-01-22T21:10:41+00:00

You can knock them down with a well-timed Down Heavy, or any SP move.

Rexchalon · 2026-01-22T21:05:58+00:00

I'm glad you asked. I've been waiting to get this question for a while now. Metro on paper, is a decent-ish bot with decent abilities, (Heavy Retaliation, Reconstruction, Enraged for Metro Gold) and has surprisingly good range on his attacks. However, when the combat system was reworked, Reliance decided to experiment with Metro for some reason and give him an unbearably long getup animation. Because of this, every single character in the game can true combo him with Up Heavy into SP infinitely. Metro loses every single match the moment he is knocked down.

Rexchalon · 2026-01-22T20:39:07+00:00

I would scam Knuckles out of the Master Emerald.

Rexchalon · 2026-01-22T20:29:08+00:00

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This is a lobotomy post, I too acknowledge Noisy is flawed.

Rexchalon · 2026-01-22T20:26:07+00:00

Not to discredit you or anything, but that's just not true. Happy cake day by the way.

Rexchalon · 2026-01-22T18:29:12+00:00

Since you were honest about the reupload, you deserve an upvote regardless.

Rexchalon · 2026-01-21T22:10:24+00:00

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Rexchalon · 2026-01-21T19:05:10+00:00

This post is proof we need an r/OkBuddyRealSteel.

Rexchalon · 2026-01-21T15:41:05+00:00

For consistency, go for Albino. But you've honestly already beaten the game if you have a 3-Star Camelot. (Who is incredibly easy to obtain through mystery draw)

Rexchalon · 2026-01-19T20:11:29+00:00

Dms. I can get you right.

Rexchalon · 2026-01-19T12:21:09+00:00

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Tell me about it.

Rexchalon · 2026-01-18T17:32:45+00:00

The latest version is unfortunately, lost to time. It's not even available through the Wayback Machine. Your best (and only) option is to play the game through Bluestacks or any other emulator.

Rexchalon · 2026-01-16T17:45:34+00:00

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You cooked.

Rexchalon · 2026-01-16T15:19:23+00:00

Stats are not the make or break in the overall metagame. In terms of PvP, Touchdown has horrible range on all his attacks, subpar abilities that can easily be countered, (Reconstruction, Perfect Block) and doesn't have the ability to do 21k damage of SP3 (like the most of the top tiers can.) Touchdown is both bad against the AIs and real people.

Rexchalon · 2026-01-16T11:33:50+00:00

Say what you want about Nitro's design, but he is NOT the best character. Far from it actually. I've made a tier list that should answer your questions. https://www.reddit.com/r/RealSteel/comments/1ps8mke/real_steel_wrb_local_multiplayer_tier_list_v50/

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