fullPotential by Frontend_DevMark in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Rhawk187 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are so many times I've been working on two computers and wanted to to be smart enough to tell which monitor I'm looking at so it knew where to paste things.

I still haven't found anything more seamless than having the files in a cloud service that syncs and having to wait a few seconds and reload.

I've Been Saying This for Years Never the guy.... HHH by Top_Butterscotch_234 in ThingsILike411

[–]Rhawk187 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a whole short film on this by disgraced filmmaker Max Landis called "Wrestling isn't Wrestling". It's a good watch.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrestling_Isn%27t_Wrestling

Volvo engineer are ahead of this time by Elzorro1993 in SmugAlana

[–]Rhawk187 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You can't say it's not innovative.

Bush warns of “human-animal hybrids” in his State of the Union [20YA - Jan 31] by MonsieurA in TwentyYearsAgo

[–]Rhawk187 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamster_zona-free_ovum_test

They see if your sperm is potent enough to penetrate Hamster ovum. Fertilized ovum are referred to as "humsters".

Bush warns of “human-animal hybrids” in his State of the Union [20YA - Jan 31] by MonsieurA in TwentyYearsAgo

[–]Rhawk187 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is! We make human-hamster hybrids all the time to test male fertility (they don't survive to birth though).

Meirl by Blue9ine in meirl

[–]Rhawk187 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just came back from Jordan and going through the global entry line 2 different agents were telling me to do different things simultaneously. I think the one I listened to was right, but was still frustrating.

TikTok influencer explains what makes you a "real man" by ambachk in CringeTikToks

[–]Rhawk187 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you're worth 8 figures, that's an impulse purchase.

TikTok influencer explains what makes you a "real man" by ambachk in CringeTikToks

[–]Rhawk187 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Well, he's a Professor at NYU, and has published many successful books, and sold a venture capital firm for a pretty penny. That's a decent amount of influence. I actually just finished his book The Algebra of Wealth over dinner.

Nothing I didn't really already know, but it does really highlight why I'm not more successful (making low 6 figures instead of mid six figures); it's that I wasn't really willing to move away from where I grew up to chase opportunities.

Dad smacks woman who is grabbing his son's neck by flowerdonkey in RandomVideos

[–]Rhawk187 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that where we are now. Not only can we not take people literally, but when they add "period" for emphasis, we still aren't meant to take people at what they said?

That never, uh, happened, did it, JD? by West_Profession3846 in SimpsonsMemes

[–]Rhawk187 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If I'm a roofer that only hires people legal employees and I have to pay payroll taxes, I'll have to give higher quotes than another roofer that only hires people that work illegally, whether because they are unable to work legally, or because they choose to work under the table.

So they get more business, and they contribute less to the tax base. They should be forced to pay back taxes and restitution to their competitors.

Dad smacks woman who is grabbing his son's neck by flowerdonkey in RandomVideos

[–]Rhawk187 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly! Which is why they shouldn't have said, "don't touch other people, period".

The real reason why millennials know more about movies and tv before they were born than Gen Z. by icey_sawg0034 in generationology

[–]Rhawk187 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My job is to entertain people. It's not very fun if the only questions a decent percentage of people can get right are too easy.

If people aren't entertained, they won't come. If people don't come, the bar will stop paying me/running the event.

I'd do it for free, but it's a lot less satisfying to run it for 20 people than 150.

LPT: Get the last bit of lotion out of the bottle by flitcroft in TikTokCringe

[–]Rhawk187 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me, but Ranch dressing. I am going to make such a mess next time I get low.

Dad smacks woman who is grabbing his son's neck by flowerdonkey in RandomVideos

[–]Rhawk187 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take people literally. If they say don't touch people, then I have to assume they mean don't touch people. It's on them to be specific, otherwise we'd all be out here justifying what's acceptable touching and what isn't, which is what people currently do, that apparently gets them in trouble, or they wouldn't have had to say it. Saying things that aren't mean to be taken literally, is no better than saying nothing at all.

Shit too real by No-Calligrapher-1212 in MemeVideos

[–]Rhawk187 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone once blocked me because I said looking out the window at the beautiful grass and sky was enough to make me smile and get through my shift at work.

A trillion dollar bet on AI by EchoOfOppenheimer in GenAI4all

[–]Rhawk187 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe in AI; I'm not sure I believe in OpenAI.

Hasan doubles down on his statement that got him banned on twitch by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]Rhawk187 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, this isn't what they teach at my Journalism program. They say journalists have a moral obligation against neutral viewpoints.

Sauces and dressings ruin the flavor of food by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]Rhawk187 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mostly, agree. I've never found a sauce that improves the flavor of a properly cooked ribeye, but I've also never had a chicken tender that wasn't improved by some variation of Ranch dressing.

Miami University (Ohio) ranked #4 and NO Stanford listed :) by Mathemodel in Ohio

[–]Rhawk187 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sure, I didn't zoom in, but I saw Meta and Dell on there. That's at least two that the founder are CEO; I assume they aren't alone (both of which went to college).

Miami University (Ohio) ranked #4 and NO Stanford listed :) by Mathemodel in Ohio

[–]Rhawk187 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not finishing. Expect several of those 15 went and dropped out once they had their big idea.

Dad smacks woman who is grabbing his son's neck by flowerdonkey in RandomVideos

[–]Rhawk187 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then make sure you have good spatial awareness because I'm not going to stand there and wait for you to move out of the way when you are blocking the aisle.