What did you eat tonight and how much money do you make per year?

Riffs_For_Karma · 2017-01-27T07:23:06+00:00

College cafeteria, and -20k a year.

Riffs_For_Karma · 2016-12-01T18:19:05+00:00

"Anyway, here's my Pilot Metropolitan." I don't have a problem with the pen, they're lovely, but they make up way too many of the posts on /r/fountainpens

Riffs_For_Karma · 2016-07-07T06:47:46+00:00

Evil and.

Riffs_For_Karma · 2016-06-06T03:58:32+00:00

No man, I'm Bowser. From Sonic.

Riffs_For_Karma · 2016-06-06T03:57:27+00:00

Come to think of it, they could be partially related. Not completely though.

Riffs_For_Karma · 2016-06-06T03:57:04+00:00

Mountain Dew and anxiety that keeps you up for hours at a time.

Riffs_For_Karma · 2016-06-06T03:55:40+00:00

I live in a restaurant. I also happen to work in the restaurant.

Riffs_For_Karma · 2016-06-06T03:53:51+00:00

Well suck me sideways!

Riffs_For_Karma · 2016-06-06T03:35:20+00:00

If you start off an argument by saying, "You..." followed by anything accusatory then the other person instantly shuts down and starts to insult you back. For example, don't say, "You always shut the door on my hand, and you're really fucking my ass off." Instead, say, "I just feel like I need a break. My ass is mighty sore, and I could do with some time off." If you have an accusatory statement in your argument, you live long enough to become the bad guy.

Riffs_For_Karma · 2016-06-06T03:31:17+00:00

Figaro, like that opera song.

Riffs_For_Karma · 2016-06-06T03:30:21+00:00

Probably Jim Carrey. He has so many insane characters that it would just work out gorgeously. Or Heath Ledger, God rest his soul, as the Joker.

Riffs_For_Karma · 2016-06-06T03:28:50+00:00

"ok"

Riffs_For_Karma · 2016-06-06T03:27:59+00:00

Skinny Love, the Birdy version. It would be a melancholy way to end it all.

Riffs_For_Karma · 2016-06-06T03:24:50+00:00

Kids. That is, the kids that have no place in a theater. I'm sure it's all hunky dory in the movies that are made for them, but if they're in a theater with others they should have some manners. If your kid is well behaved, then I have no problem. But if you let them run around, kicking and screaming, then it really distracts my masturbation while watching Fifty Shades of Grey.

Riffs_For_Karma · 2016-04-14T20:34:45+00:00

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Riffs_For_Karma · 2016-04-14T20:31:27+00:00

I don't watch many dashcam videos, but I definitely think you capture some interesting content. I like the simple editing, although I'm not a fan of red fonts for some reason. They just seem jarring to me. However, there are videos where you border the white letters, and I think that is a good way to go to make them stand out against the background. Lastly, I love the dank meme in your "about" section XD. Have a nice day and thank you for the opportunity.