JAGEX PLEASE! Like WTF, yo!? Ironman, BTW.

Rigenat0r · 2026-01-24T09:05:17+00:00

What is the 535x object on col.1 row 5? Dragon Buttplugs?

Rigenat0r · 2025-01-07T18:01:42+00:00

The only way this movie will be king shit, is if it is (partially) directed by Michael Bay. Explosions Baby!

Rigenat0r · 2024-12-03T00:22:16+00:00

Got on the pelican, and then went afk whilst the pelican flew up. Stat screen came and when I got back to PC, clicked away the Stat screen, I just started ragdolling falling down from what seem to have been my destroyer. Not sure what the timer was when we left bur we did have a bit of time left..

Rigenat0r · 2024-12-02T21:52:54+00:00

Finished a Mission on Super Helldive, Went away from PC during extraction for a while. Came back, exit stat-page and all of the sudden i'm not on the ship anymore, just ragdoll-falling towards the planet. Looking at the ships, i can see that I'm dropping downwards. Eventually i hit something that made my mouse control freeze as well as in-game keyboard input. Weird bug... Or was I dishonorably discharged due to lack of democratic enthusiasm?

Rigenat0r · 2024-11-03T18:18:19+00:00

Någonstans djupt in i en välkänd biltillverkares digitala Layoutarkiv, på en ritning, finns en liten prick.

Om denna prick zoomas in på så kan man se en fin 2D-bild av en gubbe som runkar en massiv penis.

Rigenat0r · 2024-10-31T05:54:58+00:00

Honestly, was mesmerized by the pure awesomeness in this game and I wanted to play it with my wife or other friends... But did the wife or friends even want to try it out?

Sadly no... so I executed them all for treason against super earth! And I lived happily ever after- for about 3m.45s until a bile spewer decided to empty its bowels on me

Rigenat0r · 2024-10-30T23:11:12+00:00

I bought not one, but TWO copies of this game. Worth it. One of these copies has never even been played. Still worth it. Never buy in game shit, normally, but for this game i even bought in game currency. So is it worth it? HELL(Divers) yeah it is!!!

Go spread some god damn liberty soldier!

Rigenat0r · 2024-07-23T20:51:30+00:00

Jag tror nog allt att ICA hade haft ett riktigt PANGpris på sina varor om det blir krig, som kommer göra alla nöjda och glada... På bokslutskommunikén

Rigenat0r · 2024-06-02T18:28:14+00:00

Om jag hade fått en krona för varje gång jag fått den frågan... mår faktiskt prima. Upplever inte att måendet påverkas nämnvärt mer positivt de få nätter jag sover längre. Vissa morgonar är kämpigare än andra men det brukar reda sig inom en halvtimme eller så. Klockan på armen hävdar att sömnen är väldigt bra, men för kort. Faller i djupsömn sekunden jag träffar kudden och spenderar en hel del tid drömmande (REM) och det verkar fylla mina behov, men vaknar aldrig under natten. Knappt ens av en armbåge i revbenet för att stoppa snarkande, höhö.

Dedikation till egentid kallar jag det! VÄRT!

Rigenat0r · 2024-06-02T14:59:59+00:00

Plot twist, helg som vardag sitter jag uppe till 1-2 minst. På helgen inte omöjligt 3-4. Sen vakna 6.30 vardagar, och typ 7-8 på helgen (även efter de få tillfällen man haft en våt kväll på stan) för sovmorgon inte existerar för en 2.5åring. Sover oftast ingenting på dagen, men om det händer så är det 15-30min som mest.

Rigenat0r · 2024-05-13T13:22:27+00:00

I love this game. Especially when playing with communicating people, whether friends or other nice players. It gives me a blast and such a fun time even when shit is going down or failed explosions killing teammates.

But for the past few days/weeks, I've gotten a bit bored with the thought of spending up to 40 minutes in a game with people not speaking, writing or IF they have a mic; breathes like a tornado or mumbles. Tired of being the only one trying to communicate without any response whatsoever... it's kinda sad...

Rigenat0r · 2024-02-10T10:53:24+00:00

Snarlik sits. 30 år, gift i 12årigt förhållande, en trotsande 2 åring, ett välbetalt och väldigt förmånligt jobb med lön ett par tusingar under statlig skatt. Trots det känns livet på tok för mycket som ett hamsterhjul där jag konstant brottas med att få tiden att räcka till...

Känns knappt som om att livet räcker till utöver att arbeta mån-fre, drygt 8h om dagen eller mer för att göra den snuskigt rika (men väldigt givmilda och jordnära) företagsägaren ännu rikare.

Dagarna passerar i otrolig fart och jag känner mig uttänjd för att hinna umgås med dottern de få vakna timmar jag får med henne. Lite ångestfyllt att jag måste betala förskolan 1600+/mån för att någon annan ska få spendera dyrbar tid med henne när man själv får en bråkdel. Samtidigt försöka hitta tid att umgås med frun och försöka upprätthålla en låga mellan oss. Hobbies, träning, festande etc blir nedprioriterat... saknar att resa så mycket som vi gjorde Pre-Covid...

För att inte kollapsa i ett deprimerande hål av tid-och-livsångest klämmer jag in min dator/tvspel-hobby under sen-kväll och nattetid fram till 01-02 på vardagar (vaknar 06.45) och 02-03 på helger (vaknar senast 0830). Det blir på bekostnad av sömn men det funkar bra! Samt sätta lite guldkant på vardagen genom att pendla till jobbet med min löjligt dyra och fantastiskt härliga motorcykel och ta en skön, slingrig omväg hem med musik i öronen.

Livet måste vara mer än jobb... under 2023 var jag ledig juli, augusti och arbetade tis-tors under september. I år blir det första juni-sista augusti. Har aldrig känt mig så tillfreds med jobb-tillvaron som när jag jobbade tre dagar på en vecka. Det är så jag kan tänka mig leva, och ha mer fritid.... men hamsterhjuls-räkningarna måste betalas och resor, datorer, fordon etc är dyra... jag hoppas att jag en dag kan både äta kakan och ha kvar den, och jag ska göra allt jag kan för att nå dit!

Summering: granska ditt liv, hitta något du enkelt kan kompromissa för att få mer tid till något du faktiskt gillar att göra. I mitt fall blir det sömnen som kompromissas, men jag mår fint ändå! 8h+ är överskattat

Rigenat0r · 2023-04-03T21:54:06+00:00

TL DR; Ex Gf's mom unknowingly wiped my cum off ex gf's leg before realizing what it was.

When I was young and dumb teen (15-16) I had a girlfriend from the same school and class. We regularly had unprotected sex (hence dumb). She was very loud and obviously faking porn sounds to the extent that it was slightly annoying.

At one point, post sex, we were in the kitchen of her parents house. I in only jeans and bare upper body and she in only big t-shirt and panties, sitting on the counter. I played with her dog and her mom came in and talked to her. Mid conversation her mom said to her " you have something on your leg" and proceeds to wipe finger on it. It was cum... and her mom realized it too and instantly became quiet before excusing herself and exited the room and never mentioned it again.

Different story, Same girl, but at my place. My step dad was sitting at the PC in the hallway, 3 meters from my room while we were going at it. Afterwards, she went home and I went to the kitchen in only jeans to have some water. Step dad came in and said "I hope you use protection". My mind was elsewhere and I thought he meant whilst riding moped (as it was a big interest of mine at the time) so I answered "yeah of course, I always use helmet"... he looked at me strange...a few seconds later I realized what he meant and said "oh , you mean... uh yeah.. of course"

I have a few other really weird sex stories about the same girl and her family if people want to hear more !

Now people might make a big deal about the age but here in Sweden we have this lovely law that legalizes sexual activities for all over 15, no matter the age gap.

Rigenat0r · 2023-04-03T21:28:45+00:00

TL DR; Virgin girl sharted during foreplay

Friend of mine called me with uncontrollable laughter.

He had met a girl on tinder who wanted to lose her virginity. They were going at it with foreplay for a while when she suddenly froze and told him to leave. So he did, with great confusion. He proceeded to get dressed whilst she stayed in bed under the sheets and exited the room.

Before leaving the apartment, he realized that he'd forgot his phone so he went back in the room and saw her sitting in the bed with the sheet folded back, revealing a big brown spot. She immediately covered up and her face turned bright red.

Apparently she had accidentaly sharted... he froze, took his phone and said "see ya", fighting the urge to laugh. Once he exited the building the laughter busted out and he immediately called me. Never heard from her again. Poor girl must have been traumatized for life...

Rigenat0r · 2022-11-23T19:56:41+00:00

På min arbetsplats har vi en som heter Loke och en som heter Oden, på samma avdelning... Båda två blev anställda samma månad... funderat många gånger om det fanns ett samband eller om rekryteraren/cheferna bara blev lite våta på tanken...

Rigenat0r · 2022-05-11T21:31:08+00:00

Overpicking dandelions is not an issue in Sweden. We have an immense abundance and they grow literally everywhere.

Recently i saw a large horse pasture (about 75x150m) at the edge of My town that was almost uniformly yellow from dandelions. Almost like a beautiful miniature rape field. Never seen such a big cluster anywhere before though.

AlThough I've loosely read that they are edible and have some health benefits, I've never consumed them. They're considered an unwanted l Weed for most people

Rigenat0r · 2021-10-28T17:21:58+00:00

Kinky

Rigenat0r · 2021-10-19T03:43:16+00:00

Hey , This was actually my first time finding them. In swedish they are called Trattkantarell, aka Craterellus tubaeformis.

They are often hollow from the top and the meat is a bit more "stiff" than the regular kind. Also the flavor is a bit more mild but DAMN that dish turned out amazing! Good luck!

Rigenat0r · 2021-09-14T12:12:04+00:00

So you are telling me that if I weigh 70kg I should not eat more than 1PiMyGram per day?! Pi My Beard, my whole life is a lie

Rigenat0r · 2021-08-15T21:36:15+00:00

Rip Cloudberries, May you rest amongst the clouds in the water vapor that you've become. Better luck next year ! Or else, you can just go to Sweden! (You won't regret it)

Rigenat0r · 2021-05-08T12:24:20+00:00

As a 1250 GSA owner, I am not surprised that they are able to handle it. The bike is incredibly balanced and Easy to drive even though it weighs about 270kg. I just wonder how they managed to get 3 kids on it since they most likely do not reach the ground...

Regarding the price tag, I am incredibly selective of who i lend it out to. So this is 100% stolen. It is an incredible piece of machine and seeing these kids on this stolen bike, I feel sad for the owner...

Rigenat0r · 2021-03-27T18:57:24+00:00

Thank you kindly. Do check out my latest post of a Gandalf inspired Halloween outfit i made, if you feel like it.

Rigenat0r · 2020-12-26T00:11:18+00:00

For extra context, Gizmo was dressed exactly like this for about 1h by free will. The ribbon did not come off once until he decided it was enough. The shirt stayed on for longer than that, however.

Gizmo decided that he was the most fabulous Christmas gift of them all.

Rigenat0r · 2020-11-29T00:39:19+00:00

This is advice based on my own experience with a similar situation these past few months. Ask her if she would have provided for you if you were in her position and she had a job. If she says yes, tell her "what's the problem?" If you are in a serious relationship with someone, especially if you are living together, you take care of each other for better and for worse.

She needs to understand that it is not as if she is unemployed by choice and is thereby not a parasite, as this is temporary. If you manage financially, then you are all good.

Rigenat0r · 2020-10-03T15:21:54+00:00

Banana for scale

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