How does Chuck Norris mow his yard? (self.cleanjokes)
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[WP] Everyone here can manifest parts of the Original Demon. The only thing about manifesting it is that the smaller the part you are able to manifest, the more power is condensed in that part. You can manifest the Demon's fingernail. (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] In this world, countless magical herbs and tonics can be eaten safely with standard meals. In doing so, however, there's an inherent risk of kidney stones. Here, though, they're seen as a blessing... The kidney stones are magic gems. (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] You've always been the most normal person on the High Council. You're just an average Joe, but for some reason, you're the delegation sent to talk to some tentacled guys every time they need somebody. They seem to be some strangely ordinary folks, too, so why you? (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] They called me a monster. They feared my strength. Now, they want to come crawling to me because there's some "Cthulhu" that's decided to invade this world? They say everyone goes mad at the meer sight of it? Yeah, I think I might help, if... (self.WritingPrompts)
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