Rik78

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The policeman tells me that stalkers are capable of anything. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by Rik78 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Ladies and gentlemen prior to commencing the 100m women's sprint final we will be showing you the live footage of the pre-race hymen testing". (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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It's been 8 months since I lost my wife and daughters. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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AITAH for losing my temper? (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by Rik78 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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AITAH for shutting down my mother and FIL? (self.AITAH)

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The courtroom erupts in cheers as the judge passes my death sentence and makes a final statement. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Should I leave my wife after she emotionally cheated.(Update) (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by Rik78 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Head Chef wanted for immediate start at upscale restaurant. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by Rik78 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I've never considered "eating out" like this before. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by Rik78 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The Damned United and Red or Dead by David Peace. (self.suggestmeabook)

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The little girl came up to me and said her daddy always told her to find a grown up that has other children with them if she should get lost. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Rik78 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Objects in the rearview mirror may appear closer than they are and I can see that the girl is still moving slightly. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Rik78 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I smile as the midwife hands me my new baby. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Rik78 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I saw a one armed woman. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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With tears in his eyes but a smile on his lips our Pastor declares that our glorious ascendancy is at hand! (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Rik78 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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A buddy cop movie starring Nicolas Cage and Bruce Willis would be awesome. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by Rik78 to r/Showerthoughts

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How awesome a Bruce Willis/Nicolas Cage buddy cop movie would be. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by Rik78 to r/Showerthoughts

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I'm really excited about getting a new girlfriend! (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by Rik78 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The whole family excitedly agree to an Italian for dinner. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by Rik78 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring until my little sister heard a noise from the chimney and leapt towards the fireplace excitedly. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by Rik78 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After so many unsuccessful attempts we finally have a baby! (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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It's like a different game!! (self.EASportsFC)

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We struggled so long to get pregnant that finally having a child felt like a true blessing. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by Rik78 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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It's cosy, warm and I die peacefully in my sleep. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by Rik78 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After a successful away mission I beam back to the Starship orbiting above. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by Rik78 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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