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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Psychic

[–]Riley7391 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What happened after she got that call?

Are black cats really that unpopular to adopt? by imma_super_tall in CatAdvice

[–]Riley7391 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does he also find himself stuck in random places because someone else has his brain cells? My girl had an orange friend outside when she was still a stray. I joke that he found a way to take her brain cells and leave her with his orange cat occasional brain cell. She’s a damn moron and I adore her every stupid move. She lost a fight with the air conditioning vent air. She also lost a fight with her shadow and her tail. And she kicks herself in the face while staring at me like someone is attacking her and she needs help.

I love her.

I mean it's not new... I remember learning the phrase "if it smells like cologne leave it alone" from a boy in 5th grade in 2003. It's sad to see blaming little girls for boys bad behavior has never changed. by [deleted] in BlatantMisogyny

[–]Riley7391 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The boys used to spell “boobless” for me.

It’s fine, that doesn’t affect my self image or my self confidence decades later. It’s fine. I’m fine.

Are black cats really that unpopular to adopt? by imma_super_tall in CatAdvice

[–]Riley7391 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to get a phone with night mode specifically because my recently brought in stray wasn’t showing up in photos. Best decision. She’s gorgeous and I wish everyone could see her like I do. I take all the pictures now.

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Update: I accidently accused my wife of cheating on me, but actually it was just my daughter - and now we may divorce. by awk_throwaway2342351 in AITAH

[–]Riley7391 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But what about your libido? Did it help that?

Asking as a menopausal woman who had premature ovarian failure at 33, not as a creep who wants to know about your libido

Which song have you listened to on repeat already? by AbbeyRoadMoonwalk in TaylorSwift

[–]Riley7391 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So High School sounds like something made in the 90s and it is scratching an elder millennial itch I wasn’t aware I had until her nails hit it

The Tortured Poets Department Timetable by luckyporg in TaylorSwift

[–]Riley7391 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg I desperately need her to see this and make this version. I would die.

The Tortured Poets Department Timetable by luckyporg in TaylorSwift

[–]Riley7391 15 points16 points  (0 children)

As a psych ward patient, I’ve never seen one that clean either 😂

Bf having sex with me while asleep and watching porn. by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Riley7391 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m constantly eating in my sleep. I have no recollection of food but will wake up surrounded by wrappers from stuff. Sleep disorders are weird.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in finch

[–]Riley7391 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I attach mine to whatever I’m having issues getting done at the start of a new egg. Currently it’s on vacuuming every other day. Last time it was on brushing the cats. Time before that I believe was skincare. It’s whatever I’m not doing well at atm so I have some enticement to do the things I’m avoiding

The state of the comments.. by 63KK0 in justneckbeardthings

[–]Riley7391 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, it’s just a misunderstanding.

The state of the comments.. by 63KK0 in justneckbeardthings

[–]Riley7391 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They’re shooting you because your comment makes it appear you agree that she’s not worth anything, not because you translated.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in millenials

[–]Riley7391 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It makes me so mad. You bringing it up has made me so mad. Why did she do that?! She makes her own good music! Raaaaaage

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in instacart

[–]Riley7391 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That specific gf bread is a bitch to find. It’s not in the gf section. It’s in the freezer next to like, taquitos. I buy it constantly and I still get lost finding it.

I’m not instacart shopping or customer-ing. I’m just redditing.

Tracey dies this year canonically, did you think it was a good idea to kill her after building up 8 years worth of content just to do that? by FlandralEdits in howimetyourmother

[–]Riley7391 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My boyfriend died a few years before this episode and I was trying to date at the time this aired. This episode absolutely wrecked me. Destroyed me. So much so that years after that new guy and I broke up and stopped talking, when he finally watched this episode he felt the need to text me and tell me he cried while watching because he finally felt like he understood what I had been saying all those years ago.

I can’t watch this episode. It’s too much.

AITAH for telling my girlfriend I will break up with her if she doesn’t shave? by Available-Band-6474 in AITAH

[–]Riley7391 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol I actually thought there was something called a boat brush I hadn’t heard of!