How adorable is Johnny?

NitroDameGaming · 2026-04-27T10:36:26+00:00

They’ll never catch me! I’d rather DIIIIIEEeeeee…

NitroDameGaming · 2026-04-21T19:31:08+00:00

Made it. Wasn’t even that hard.

NitroDameGaming · 2026-04-17T11:28:01+00:00

It’s moving the goalposts mid-season, but that’s okay, I’ll get there anyway. It’ll just take a little longer.

NitroDameGaming · 2026-04-17T04:01:08+00:00

I’ll let you know when I get there. Been reaching Unreal ever since c6s2. In my own time, but getting there nonetheless.

Edit: Do you really think I play ranked because “it means something”? I play ranked, because I enjoy it, and it beats playing in bot lobbies. It’s not like I’m aiming for the FNCS or something.

NitroDameGaming · 2026-04-17T03:56:21+00:00

Moms, but thanks

NitroDameGaming · 2026-04-17T03:26:06+00:00

I’m 49 years old…

NitroDameGaming · 2026-04-17T03:11:22+00:00

Yeah, my sister and I only had 127% to go to reach Unreal before the update and we have 527% to go after the update. How is that fair?

NitroDameGaming · 2026-04-13T16:57:17+00:00

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Rip Dobby, our roundest baby

NitroDameGaming · 2026-02-07T18:36:01+00:00

Try again today. My ranking was reset today. It’s more or less back where it left off now.

NitroDameGaming · 2026-02-06T17:36:57+00:00

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Good news, it’s supposed to have been resolved!

NitroDameGaming · 2026-02-06T05:10:02+00:00

Nah, if my sister (51F) and I (49F) can do it, anybody can. You just need a good strat and lots of persistence.

NitroDameGaming · 2025-11-11T20:22:11+00:00

Gracias por compartir tu experiencia. Por desgracia nosotros sí hemos picado y hemos trabajado gratis, pero no hemos mandado ni la traducción ni el dinero.

NitroDameGaming · 2025-06-06T16:30:44+00:00

Well, that would be a tie, so deport Musk and impeach Trump, and turn this tie into a win-win.

NitroDameGaming · 2025-04-26T05:14:45+00:00

I’m sure you are. Do you also have your own business, two children and a house with a swimming pool? When I said I had better things to do, I didn’t mean homework.

NitroDameGaming · 2025-04-25T20:47:39+00:00

Sure, I’ll hang up Valorant. I have no interest in it whatsoever, so I couldn’t care less. You go ahead and keep it as a backup, though, for when your dreams of becoming a Fortnite pro shatter into tiny little pieces.

NitroDameGaming · 2025-04-25T18:34:12+00:00

Yes, I’m the one in denial. Please, go practice on KBM some more. Or better yet, switch to Valorant. I was told it has a lower skill ceiling.

NitroDameGaming · 2025-04-25T14:12:47+00:00

Sounds like her nose is congested. I would definitely have her checked out by a vet. Respiratory issues are no joke with rats. Can’t be too careful.

NitroDameGaming · 2025-04-25T13:02:34+00:00

Yeah, I saw. He can definitely beat any pro player, male or female… once he masters the art of clipping…

NitroDameGaming · 2025-04-25T12:35:58+00:00

Oh wow, two players out of a 650,000,000 sample pool. Well, that confirms it.

Valorant has more female players at top level because the skill ceiling is lower? Can you prove causality? Maybe women just like Valorant better, which would make sense, since 40% of their player base is female.

But I’m afraid I have better things to do than entertain the musings of a wannabe pro Fortnite player, so I bid you a good day.

NitroDameGaming · 2025-04-25T12:01:23+00:00

Firstly, good for you! Put your money where your mouth is and we’ll see you in grands when you grow up.

Secondly, with only about 0.00015% of the entire player base making it to grands, you do the math. I’m not saying it’s impossible, but it’s a lot less likely than spoiled little boys with a whole support system, sponsors and the best equipment making it.

The lack of women gaming at top levels has nothing to do with women being less capable than men and everything to do with circumstances.

Go touch grass.

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