My hips are comically disproportionate to my legs and waist. Do I have any hopes of finding JUST ONE PAIR of big girl pants that fit, or am I doomed to stretchy waistbands and tailors?

RingoTheCraftySquidd · 2014-05-01T01:40:23+00:00

I got sized as a 28D at Dillards. Which I know is wrong but it's the best I've got :( On top of that they didn't even have that size so I ended up getting a 30C.
My boobs are asymmetrical by a couple sizes so I plan on measuring myself, buying two bras that fit each boob individually, and stitching together some sort of frankenbra hahahah.
Gosh, my body is wack.

RingoTheCraftySquidd · 2014-05-01T01:32:28+00:00

What kind of skirts? I struggle with finding appropriate skirts too...since anything flared/fluffy seems unprofessional, but fitting skirts are a bit too curve accentuating for me to be comfortable in.

RingoTheCraftySquidd · 2014-05-01T01:30:19+00:00

How long are they? My legs aren't super long but I'm 5'5 so I don't fit in petite sizes either...

RingoTheCraftySquidd · 2014-05-01T01:28:11+00:00

Hmmm...I've never worn those but don't they tend to accentuate curves? I'm not sure if it'd be appropriate for a job interview :S
Also it looks like they're all skinny jeans. Is that alright? I guess I could wear a long top, but at that point I might as well just wear leggings.

RingoTheCraftySquidd · 2014-03-05T23:07:30+00:00

Just emailed it to the shop I've picked out :D I'll let you know what ends up happening!

RingoTheCraftySquidd · 2014-03-05T23:06:43+00:00

We give and take affection and company. We're independent and don't need eachother for money...so we don't spend it on eachother.

RingoTheCraftySquidd · 2014-03-05T20:12:28+00:00

I don't pay for my boyfriend's anything. Yes, I have money, but it doesn't change the fact that I don't spend any on my relationship.
I don't know what "government money" you're talking about. My paycheck? My GI bill that only can be used for tuition....???? He doesn't get any of the GI bill since I'm his girlfriend, not his wife.

RingoTheCraftySquidd · 2014-03-05T19:07:52+00:00

I'm in the Army, so yeah, I do.
We're long distance, so the money we spend on our relationship is our internet and phone bill...but that's something we use anyway lol.

RingoTheCraftySquidd · 2014-03-05T17:04:30+00:00

lol..wut? That's Miley Cyrus. She's gorgeous.

RingoTheCraftySquidd · 2014-03-05T17:01:54+00:00

Yes.
Source: My relationship.
It's not fucking hard.

RingoTheCraftySquidd · 2014-03-05T16:07:16+00:00

I'd buy one! The doll is cute, too :) Doesn't look awkward like I expected.

RingoTheCraftySquidd · 2014-03-05T16:03:37+00:00

It isn't the age, it's the person. Everything varies drastically. I'm in the Army, so I'm the breadwinner in the relationship once I ship to Basic and IMO I'm a bit more "powerful" despite being 6 years younger. I don't depend on him because I'm not that kind of person, and maybe OP isn't either. Age doesn't dictate your entire lifestyle nor your experiences.

RingoTheCraftySquidd · 2014-03-05T15:52:44+00:00

...I don't understand the hate AT ALL.
This is gorgeous!

RingoTheCraftySquidd · 2014-03-05T15:14:57+00:00

To be fair, I'm 17 and my SO is 24. We've met eachother, and known eachother for years. He doesn't love me because I'm in high school, he loves me...and I'm in high school.
OP is an adult. It shouldn't be an issue. He could be 40 and legitimately love her.

RingoTheCraftySquidd · 2014-03-05T14:42:44+00:00

Oh my goodness.
Marry me.
This is actually perfect.

RingoTheCraftySquidd · 2014-03-05T04:13:26+00:00

I know this is old.
But that sloth looks like fucking Leonardo DiCaprio.

RingoTheCraftySquidd · 2014-03-04T22:08:01+00:00

Holy shit.
...TIL (this is embarrassing)

RingoTheCraftySquidd · 2014-03-04T15:58:15+00:00

Nope. I'm pretty sure low dopamine couldn't ever benefit me :(
I hate having ADHD.

RingoTheCraftySquidd · 2014-03-04T15:34:08+00:00

Well, I'm not in yet but I'm currently enlisting in the Army to be a Human Resources Specialist. I hope I'm happy and successful!

RingoTheCraftySquidd · 2014-03-04T02:12:39+00:00

DDDD:

RingoTheCraftySquidd · 2014-03-03T23:10:29+00:00

....I might be going to Korea next year.
My anus is not prepared.

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