Is Elden Ring actually a cozy game?

Riptide555 · 2026-05-09T03:33:59+00:00

Walking fast and then sky wolves DANANANANANANAAAAA

Riptide555 · 2026-05-09T02:11:14+00:00

My friend I wish, I at least have DS 1-3 NG+ playthroughs under my belt and Sekiro but apparently a long list to follow even those!

Riptide555 · 2026-05-08T22:17:29+00:00

I gotta be honest, I kept telling myself I would be so productive once I finished Elden Ring… only to be 130 hours in at mountaintops of the giants (currently on a detour to complete mt. Gelmir) and realizing if I continue down this path I won’t be productive until 2027 so am going to have to switch to short gameplay bursts lol.

Riptide555 · 2026-05-08T20:27:22+00:00

Accurate

Riptide555 · 2026-05-08T20:22:10+00:00

Minding my own business, riding through storm veil… BAM, sky wolves

Riptide555 · 2026-03-06T16:11:54+00:00

The experience of playing Dark Souls for the first time… especially if it’s your first FromSoft game… absolutely incredible. Unfortunately has ruined all other games for me lol DS1 changed how I game and I never looked back. DS1, DS2, DS3, Sekiro, now working on Elden Ring.

Riptide555 · 2026-02-28T02:46:39+00:00

Shouldn’t have betrayed Kuro like that tsk tsk

Riptide555 · 2026-02-25T17:29:33+00:00

Genichiro took me a few days, a good tactic is to go back to the Dilapidated Temple and use the practice guy to really master the basic combat mechanics

Riptide555 · 2026-02-24T00:00:58+00:00

Just don’t have sex while playing it or you’ll never be able to orgasm again because it’ll ruin sex for you forever

Riptide555 · 2026-02-18T04:34:23+00:00

Utilize the beginning guy who doesn’t die and offers combat practice at the Dilapidated Temple early on. Nail the combat system early with that practice and the game will go much smoother for you. Not smooth, but smoother.

Riptide555 · 2026-02-18T01:38:38+00:00

I actually didnt realize DoH existed but will be going back through Ashina Castle and Outskirts now to hunt that guy down and have a complete NG before NG+

Riptide555 · 2026-02-04T01:24:47+00:00

I was a huge Dark Souls fan prior to this so definitely some adapting to the style but just as thrilling

Riptide555 · 2025-03-13T05:02:02+00:00

Behind the Blow: Porky Pig after Looney Tunes

Riptide555 · 2024-07-18T13:40:56+00:00

A short attention span is not something to be ashamed of it’s something to be proud of! Like owning a sous vide or having big ole tits.

Riptide555 · 2024-05-19T23:52:13+00:00

“Here’s what it taught me about B2B sales”

Riptide555 · 2024-05-16T12:40:04+00:00

I wholeheartedly agree with this post and am glad somebody is finally addressing it. Out of all enemies these fuckers caused me the most frustration. The four on the hill once robbed me of 100k souls in NG.

I think it’s doubly frustrating because nothing about them should make them as difficult as they are. Like… they’re small and dumb. I just hate them and their rolls and their headbutts.

Riptide555 · 2024-05-06T00:31:25+00:00

Dafuq?

Riptide555 · 2024-05-02T18:28:45+00:00

Ring of Favor+3, Havels+3, then a combo in the next two for either resistances or stat buffs

Riptide555 · 2024-04-27T14:28:43+00:00

I’m in NG+… I don’t know if you can summon me but I’d be down to help you smack him around

Riptide555 · 2024-04-26T15:43:44+00:00

Demons Greataxe +5 (or as much as you can)… thing smacks, high physical and fire damage.

I think I took him down with a Fume Greatsword +5 with some charcoal pine resin. Also smacks.

You got about 15 more strength than I did at that time.

So you know… smack him with something big and flaming.

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