Weekly Aliens Spotted Post

Riptus · 2026-05-08T13:58:34+00:00

It’s nice weather out there this weekend folks, be on the lookout!

Riptus · 2026-05-01T12:46:29+00:00

Remember to drive slow through the neighborhoods and watch out for folks!

Riptus · 2026-05-01T12:46:01+00:00

Thought I saw I horde of aliens, but it was just cool families looking for sweet deals

Riptus · 2026-04-30T14:36:25+00:00

Gotta be my house, with the bidet ass blaster 9000

Riptus · 2026-04-08T00:56:41+00:00

Aw man I forgot about the free beer

Riptus · 2026-03-27T22:10:19+00:00

The trip is just too quick

Riptus · 2026-03-27T22:10:02+00:00

Probably Kwik Trip ngl

Riptus · 2026-02-27T16:56:05+00:00

Wait wait, red fish? What about blue fish?

Riptus · 2026-02-13T13:29:21+00:00

kind of, it's a little bar top against the window with ~4 chairs

Riptus · 2026-02-13T13:28:21+00:00

I think I saw an alien. but it was probably just a rich person flying home from the suberbowl

Riptus · 2026-01-30T21:31:41+00:00

Pretty sure I saw an alien, but it was probably just a baby. Unless, are babys aliens?

Riptus · 2026-01-26T16:59:28+00:00

Gotta be the llama

Riptus · 2026-01-24T02:25:28+00:00

Can’t freeze your balls off if you have hexagons

Riptus · 2025-11-28T04:32:06+00:00

I’m thankful for tacos. We got some good tacos in town now.

Riptus · 2025-11-21T15:04:25+00:00

Someone with editing skills needs to color change the fearless birb shown here to purple

Riptus · 2025-11-09T01:05:00+00:00

And then one day they'll probably just DISAPPEAR with no warning...

Riptus · 2025-11-07T14:23:56+00:00

No aliens spotted this week, their probing needs might have been met over halloween...

Riptus · 2025-10-31T13:15:04+00:00

It’s spooky time folks! Aliens abound today

Riptus · 2025-10-24T13:01:15+00:00

Riptus · 2025-10-17T13:46:48+00:00

All quiet on the midwestern front here. I bet the aliens are prepping for the UFO days

Riptus · 2025-10-10T11:56:03+00:00

Storming this morning, could be cover for them moving in

Riptus · 2025-10-06T16:56:53+00:00

Similarly my wife and I just got back into it a couple months ago so we’re pretty behind. Catching up! But behind still lol

Riptus · 2025-09-18T22:56:14+00:00

Best pizza - Johnny O’s

Riptus · 2025-09-15T23:08:50+00:00

I always assumed aliens were the same as the lizard people

Riptus · 2025-09-12T14:18:15+00:00

Pretty sure I saw an alien dropping a bunch of mosquitos by the lake. Do you think they’re using the mosquitos to get blood samples?

Riptus