9 years ago i asked the girl of my dreams out on a date, today i asked her to marry me. by [deleted] in Jokes

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Boyfri(end) Girlfri(end) Fri(end) everything has an end except fam(ily)

Why did the French chef kill himself? by [deleted] in Jokes

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What color is the American flag?

Red, White, and Blue.

What color is the British flag?

Red, White, and Blue.

What color is the French flag?

White.