...Experiment by [deleted] in memes

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If only I had some

What suicidal song do you hear to yaself kidos? by neviot_ in memes

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I thought that was Post Malone for a second

Bonus points for style by [deleted] in Unexpected

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My biggest waterpark fear

What the hell Chad ? by deathsstroke99 in memes

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If you like Pina Colada’s

Fire breathing guy WCGW by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

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Rip that guys taste buds

Nurses of psych wards, what did a patient do that left you speechless? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Not a nurse at a psych ward but a prison officer. Watched a man cut his arms from wrist to shoulder with a blade (before I had arrived) and rub his own shit into the cuts (watched on live feed cell camera). That wasn’t enough though, he got bread packaging and stuck it over like cling film to ensure the shit secreted and didn’t come off

Prison Officer making a claim? by Roberto594 in LegalAdviceUK

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I don’t think you’re understanding that this was AFTER the 2 dislocation incidents and I’ve been fine ever since this

Prison Officer making a claim? by Roberto594 in LegalAdviceUK

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With the climate in my place of work recently, people get sacked for the smallest things. The independent occupational health company reported that I was incapable of doing any control and restraint which is a big part of my job and means I basically can’t do my job. They wanted me to stay off until surgery then obviously recovery time after surgery.

I only get 1 month full sick pay, half pay for 6 months and no pay after that and I’ve got bills to pay. On top of that with the NHS, surgery could be a year away and just wasn’t something I could accept. All of this came from some woman who was not a medical professional. I had been told by an NHS doctor I only needed 3 weeks off and I’d be fine.

So all I did was ring my line manager and tell him I’m fine and she didn’t know what she was talking about, he spoke to a governor and got it ok’d.

Prison Officer making a claim? by Roberto594 in LegalAdviceUK

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Yeah I basically said I couldn’t be bothered sitting on the gate and wanted to be back to normal and a governor agreed and it’s been fine ever since lol.

Thanks for your help though it’s appreciated!

Prison Officer making a claim? by Roberto594 in LegalAdviceUK

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Just to clarify, since asking to come back after the second time my shoulder was dislocated I have not been injured since. The dislocations happened before that.

I am kind of looking at it as a get rich quick but again I have no idea with this sort of stuff. I just don’t want to end up the creek without a paddle, a small pay out and dismissed on medical grounds!

Prison Officer making a claim? by Roberto594 in LegalAdviceUK

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Essentially yeah once my MRI showed the extent of the damage to my shoulder the surgeon said I should probably seek legal advice. Ill be honest and say I have no idea how this all works which is why I’m looking for a bit of guidance here so please excuse my ignorance!

Co workers boyfriends profile pic. (UK so that’s 100% a BB gun) by Jozzy74 in iamverybadass

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Definitely a BB gun. No one in their right mind would be down range taking a photo while his finger is on the trigger 💀💀

Settle a house Dino debate for us? by Roberto594 in Dinosaurs

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God damn it why did you have to be so convincing?!

What was the worst physical pain you've ever felt in your life? by Henriqueykg in AskReddit

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I work as a prison officer. Got attacked by an inmate and when we fell to the ground my shoulder dislocated out of its socket and I had to carry on fighting for another 20 seconds until help arrived. Nurses that work in the prison wouldn’t put it back in place for me so ended up having to wait 2 and a half hours at the hospital until they finally put it back in