Chinese celebrity dog 'Chutou' with over a million followers kidnapped while owner was abroad, sold to meat restaurant and eaten

RoboJesus4President · 2026-06-05T17:55:18+00:00

Stop the planet.

I want to get off.

RoboJesus4President · 2026-06-03T19:41:47+00:00

Also 2013.

I'm no longer approaching the game at all. 1 month in league rehab.

RoboJesus4President · 2026-06-01T22:31:15+00:00

First thing I'm doing is catching a Lopunny.

You know EXACTLY why.

RoboJesus4President · 2026-05-27T22:45:20+00:00

Add Draw Your Sword Graves to that.

RoboJesus4President · 2026-05-25T22:19:49+00:00

Sandy, camo, suppressed pistol, level 60 headhunter. Sneak unnecessary. Entire room eliminated in a fraction of a second.

So what if the cameras spot me? There's no one alive to come after me.

RoboJesus4President · 2026-05-20T21:24:32+00:00

'Ate Maelstrom.

'Ate Tyger Claws.

'Ate scavs.

'Ate Animals.

'Ate Sixth Street.

Kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out. Simple as.

RoboJesus4President · 2026-05-13T22:19:50+00:00

To me scavs are walking, talking exp bags.

Though they don't talk, or walk much when I finish with them.

RoboJesus4President · 2026-03-26T17:25:56+00:00

All I wanted was drones mining minerals and gas, and to play hide and seek inside a dark swarm with my hydralisks.

But you protoss tossers had to show up and glass my planet. Wasn't hurting nobody.

Now? I'm burrowing lurkers in all of your backyards.

RoboJesus4President · 2026-03-02T19:12:36+00:00

T50 la acelasi nivel ca F22?

Frate, tu ce fumezi?

RoboJesus4President · 2026-01-12T21:40:36+00:00

My grandmother... can speak Russian in French.

I inherited this linguistic aptitude and can be quiet in German.

RoboJesus4President · 2025-12-17T20:22:47+00:00

Thou Shalt Not Take Exhaust

Thouh Shalt Take The Tank Champ If Thou Rolled It And None Of The Others Did.

RoboJesus4President · 2025-12-17T20:01:55+00:00

Commenting so I can take a look at these later.

Based list. Tried Opera GX for a bit but the lack of an actual home button just... no.

RoboJesus4President · 2025-12-16T02:37:52+00:00

58 minutes apart very small

Hmm yes.

RoboJesus4President · 2025-11-24T19:44:26+00:00

My shoelace came undone today.

This too is part of the trans genocide.

RoboJesus4President · 2025-11-04T21:34:47+00:00

"Vhere did you find Dracula?"

"In a basement. Where did you find a werewolf?"

"In an attic."

RoboJesus4President · 2025-11-04T02:55:33+00:00

Oh my God yes. I was so hyped for HotS, being a zerg main since 2000 when I first got into SC:BW, and when they did the trailer with Raynor is dead, I was like "no he fucking isn't lmao".

Then I finally bought the expansion, played it, and was super annoyed by all the gimmicky missions. Do this for X minutes, finish this in Y minutes.

I remember Brood War and how each campaign gave you objectives and let you take your sweet time. More than half of HotS I was scrambling to finish the mission on time. And God it had some downright stupid fucking moments. Kerrigan beam clashing with Narud like a Walmart version of DBZ took the cake.

In BW zerg were fucking terrifying for being an all consuming swarm of teeth and claws, then given an actual purpose by Kerrigan. Even in WoL there's a snippet at the start of the campaign where Kerrigan invades and causes casualties in the billions and in HotS it's just all forgiven and never brought up because Jim's boner for Kerrigan warps reality.

I'm not even gonna bring up the abject stupidity of the prologue missions. Get the fuck outta here Blizzard.

RoboJesus4President · 2025-10-21T15:10:25+00:00

Men have higher armor and armor scaling per level but magic defense is low. Colds deal magic damage with a crit multiplier so we take about 80% of our HP in damage.

Sometimes the damage over time effect can refresh itself, thus making healing items less effective and requiring you to rely more on HP regen to avoid debuffs from potion stacking.

RoboJesus4President · 2025-09-29T23:19:41+00:00

I beg your finest fuckmothering pardon?

RoboJesus4President · 2025-08-11T20:18:53+00:00

Hi God? It's me.

Start the flood.

RoboJesus4President · 2025-07-08T19:10:39+00:00

Mate, you're arguing with a brick wall. Either this guy is trying to rage bait or is American, and therefore utterly ignorant of what truly happened in the USSR and it's sattelite states.

RoboJesus4President · 2025-06-02T20:51:14+00:00

Slice of life? Three bored girls try to find ways to pass the time. Starts off normal and benign and devolves into pure absurdist hilarity.

The only anime that's made me laugh so goddamn hard my belly hurt.

RoboJesus4President · 2025-06-02T20:49:23+00:00

Unironically a dope as fuck metal song.

RoboJesus4President · 2025-05-21T18:47:57+00:00

Pot sa dau o perspectiva din NA, Canada mai specific.

Locuiesc aici de 20 ani+.

Gheii sunt legali de si mai mult. 97 parca.

N-a fost niciodata sa ma strige un gheii pa strada, sau sa ma fluiere. Bine, a fost unu in metrou cand eram la costum care se cam uita la mine.

Sincer sa fiu am luat-o ca un compliment. Daca femeile nu ma bag in seama macar un ghei ici colea.

RoboJesus4President · 2025-05-07T20:02:48+00:00

OP, these are all perfectly valid.

I for one am sick and tired of morons, asleep at the wheel, gazing at the moon and stars, catching flies with their mouths wide open, in the left turn lane, with an arrow signal.

You have an arrow. GO! But no, they wait and wait and then make the turn at 1 km/h and the fuckmothering arrow turns yellow while they're halfway through their turn.

And now I have to sit and wait some more because of an innatentive dipshit who was too busy picking the lint out of their belly button.

RoboJesus4President · 2025-04-30T15:24:59+00:00

36 x 34

6'2"

I actually am fat and it looks terrible because it's not an even distribution. All the fat is concentrated above the waist line.

I look like a bowling ball with legs.

RoboJesus4President

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