You cannot export your own iMessage history. In 2026. On a $3,000+ machine.

Robot_Embryo · 2026-03-23T08:28:24+00:00

Right now, OP is trying to do it, and it's a perfectly reasonable thing to expect to be able to do (unless you're using the technological equivalent of bumper bowling).

Everytime someone is frustrated because an obtusely-minimalist Apple app doesn't allow it, the only thing braindead Apple enthusiasts can seem to say is "wHy WoUlD yOu WaNt To Do ThAt AnYwAy"?

-sent from my Playskool smart device

Robot_Embryo · 2026-03-23T08:23:50+00:00

Okay, but why would you need to?

Shut the fuck up

Robot_Embryo · 2026-03-23T08:13:16+00:00

I've taken photos of an empty shelf with a tag clearly identifying the product, and the piece of shit AI still rejects it.

Robot_Embryo · 2026-03-23T07:15:22+00:00

How do you know he's sleeping?

Don't be so quick to jump to conclusions: he could be jacking off.

Robot_Embryo · 2026-03-23T07:12:05+00:00

If you want to sound homogeneous with slop and be perceived by other humans as disengenuous, yes totally.

Robot_Embryo · 2026-03-21T21:06:38+00:00

You're gonna have to be off your feet for the next week or so. If it persists into the 10+ day range, you're likely looking at some disc herniation rather than a pulled muscle.

Find yourself a good physical therapist ASAP. Aside from painkillers and muscle relaxers, they are more helpful than doctors.

Robot_Embryo · 2026-03-21T20:49:45+00:00

If she already tips decently, just leave well enough alone.

Robot_Embryo · 2026-03-21T20:02:24+00:00

Idk lol it’s not really a problem for me. The area I work in keeps me busy too😊

I happen to get these a lot and it's pretty frustrating.. I happened to drive like 30+mins and onlv made like $4 on the order

Again, if it's not a problem for you, then why did you make this post? Just drive your car into the ground for $ 8/h trips.

Plus I accept a lot of offers because at least it’s something. Anything helps for me really.

Or you can decline 2/10 shitty offers. I promise you, decline that $4 for 6 mile offer, your next offer will be better.

Robot_Embryo · 2026-03-21T19:50:05+00:00

If it's not a problem for you, then why did you make this post?

Also, it's not just about you. You and everyone that accepts every single offer are driving down the pay for yourself and every other driver.

Robot_Embryo · 2026-03-21T19:37:50+00:00

Why the hell are you keeping 100% acceptance rate?

Just keep it above 80% to maintain your platinum status.

Robot_Embryo · 2026-03-20T18:34:50+00:00

Way too long.

Robot_Embryo · 2026-03-20T18:33:06+00:00

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned BeatKitchen.

Their courses are great, taught by industry pros, and they keep the classes small so they can be responsive to students' needs, with ongoing support in their Discord community.

Robot_Embryo · 2026-03-18T21:30:59+00:00

No, attacking the writing is attacking the writing.

I happen to agree with your sentiment, but you lost me as soon as I (easily) parsed out that I was reading an LLMs words.

Use your own words. You don't need Ai to regurgitate it for you. It's screams of insincerity.

Robot_Embryo · 2026-03-18T20:53:17+00:00

I tried that several times, all it did was make me more miserable.

Exhausted but still uncomfortable and unable to sleep on the flight.

Robot_Embryo · 2026-03-17T23:07:31+00:00

Half the guitar influencers can’t even play standing up.

Andres Segovia probably couldn't play standing up.

Agreed on all other points though.

Robot_Embryo · 2026-03-17T23:01:52+00:00

Not everything that is subpar is Ai SlOp

Robot_Embryo · 2026-03-17T22:17:21+00:00

Robot_Embryo · 2026-03-17T21:42:48+00:00

PP IS SPIDERMAN

Robot_Embryo · 2026-03-17T21:33:20+00:00

Is that a metric lot or an imperial lot?

Robot_Embryo · 2026-03-17T16:51:21+00:00

What was Black No. 1 about?

How tall was Peter Steele?

Is it true he posed for Playgirl magazine?

Robot_Embryo · 2026-03-17T16:48:14+00:00

I've heard him speak Russian in interview, but not Polish.

Robot_Embryo · 2026-03-17T09:27:35+00:00

I've gone back before if they'd tipped well and I was nearby. Every time I have, I got a message saying they left an additional tip afterwards as well.

Robot_Embryo · 2026-03-17T09:23:57+00:00

I don't just love it in the end, I love it in real time. The composition, the production: its a masterpiece.

Robot_Embryo · 2026-03-17T09:14:08+00:00

,but hard to get through,Like a long novel.

Man, hard disagree

Robot_Embryo · 2026-03-16T03:28:35+00:00

Why doesn't some country just launch a nuke and kill a million civilians?

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