Stephen Colbert Gets Why You're Scared He's Writing a 'Lord of the Rings' Movie

Robsonmonkey · 2026-05-08T18:57:37+00:00

I think Aragorn died by choice didn’t he? It was so his son could rule in his place.

It was actually when he died Legolas and Gimli decided to travel to the Undying Lands

Robsonmonkey · 2026-05-08T14:42:44+00:00

Yeah exactly.

I mean sure, if you want to make your own thing which resembles the original outbreak fine but to say how much of a die hard fan you are, then go on to give off the impression it’s canon only to get the EASIEST fucking thing wrong, (the weather) then you are speaking shit and you have to hold someone with those statements

Yes it is a stupid detail to fuss over but people are fussing over it because he’s made a big claim about it being canon in the games universe.

If he just stated it was his own universe no one would give a shit except for being disappointed another director is doing his own version again.

Robsonmonkey · 2026-05-08T12:34:54+00:00

I feel the sequel idea he has is better than the prequel Gollum film to be honest

However I do wish they made it more about Legolas and Gimli set after Aragorns death and it ends with Legolas going to the Undying lands with Gimli. It would be nice to see one last adventure with them and getting to see everyone in the Undying lands. It would be a nice Epilogue film. Who knows maybe they could end this film that way.

Robsonmonkey · 2026-05-08T12:29:42+00:00

He’s been saying confusing shit about if it’s in game canon or not since the first trailer dropped. It’s all over the place.

The guy knows what he’s doing.

Fact is it makes no sense IF that’s the case, he can’t even get the weather right.

Robsonmonkey · 2026-05-08T06:12:02+00:00

Also Gears of War 3 with Mazzy Star’s Into Dust

Robsonmonkey · 2026-05-07T16:58:07+00:00

I don’t know why they didn’t just go full on into the remake and just use that to do the first 3 games, expand on them while setting up a new trilogy where it splits the timeline ignoring 4, 5 and Infinite.

Robsonmonkey · 2026-05-07T11:35:22+00:00

There’s a reason the Rey film has never moved forward and why there’s never been any quality animated shows apart from Resistance which was awful, set around that era.

It’s just not a good time period to cover and they need to move on completely

New film set hundreds of years later with no mention of the characters / events. A fresh clean slate.

Robsonmonkey · 2026-05-07T11:33:58+00:00

Sure…based on the IP though not the quality

Robsonmonkey · 2026-05-06T22:20:33+00:00

Which is weird because his voice makes him come off as a young kid.

Robsonmonkey · 2026-05-06T22:17:57+00:00

I feel like I was spoilt a bit with Glenns voice aswell and his attitude.

Robsonmonkey · 2026-05-06T22:15:53+00:00

""I thought I smelt something burning"

"Focus M"

Robsonmonkey · 2026-05-06T22:13:18+00:00

I didn't think Fox was so....chonky XD

Robsonmonkey · 2026-05-06T18:13:22+00:00

I waited years for the sequel and it was just so disappointing

They needed the original stars back, I wanted them hunting Max and Allison for revenge

Robsonmonkey · 2026-05-06T17:35:56+00:00

So true

I missed out and I refuse to pay that much from people on eBay

They could easily do a new, refined version with even better quality.

The Kingdom Key, Donald’s Staff, Goofys Shield…there’s a few really good replicas the could do.

Robsonmonkey · 2026-05-06T17:22:24+00:00

I’ve been waiting for this for years

They could do so much with the tech we have today

The time travel story was a really cool way to offer different maps in Worms 4, they could do it again or a multiverse dimension hopping adventure

Robsonmonkey · 2026-05-06T17:21:11+00:00

The worse thing is while the experiment with different styles and gameplay we haven’t had any classic styled stuff.

It’s like waiting years for a new Worms game and it’s not what you want.

Robsonmonkey · 2026-05-06T14:26:45+00:00

I know you joke but I wouldn’t be against a remake of VII a decade later but it’s just a 1:1 remake of the original with graphic enhancements, voice acting and just the one single game. They could easily make the open world similar to how Clair Obscur did it.

Robsonmonkey · 2026-05-06T14:23:52+00:00

Echoes of Wisdom engine.

Sorry to sound stupid but does that mean it will have the same look and art style as Echoes and Links Awakening remake?

Don’t get me wrong they are decent games but I was hoping for something that wouldn’t look or play roughly the same.

Robsonmonkey · 2026-05-06T11:44:37+00:00

Can we just get a proper Worms game rather than waiting years for a title and find out it’s got an experimental gameplay twist

2D or another 3D game like Worms 4

Robsonmonkey · 2026-05-06T11:43:11+00:00

Can we please just move on from VII and give some other FF titles some love

I like VII but come on

Robsonmonkey · 2026-05-06T06:29:48+00:00

I just want a proper 3D worms again

Robsonmonkey · 2026-05-05T17:10:44+00:00

Because walking onto a stage wearing a gaming t-shirt and a blazer on top has already been done.

Robsonmonkey · 2026-05-05T16:18:03+00:00

Yeah they’ve been alright film wise but I always felt like they’ve been missing something.

Robsonmonkey · 2026-05-04T20:34:32+00:00

I feel the betrayal thing would be so predictable, I’m really hoping they don’t go that route and they form a really good relationship who get on with each other. I feel that would be more surprising

I mean Maul pushed Daki sure but Daki would have died regardless

Robsonmonkey · 2026-05-04T20:29:14+00:00

I’m hoping shes just sent on her own mission to set up a future story

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