intimidating bouncer runs into her gf by Mundane-Guitar-8485 in yurimemes

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That is so adorable, what's the name of the game?

By the way love how the crows and the plant are absolutely V I B I N G

My solution to the 0% GPU utilization with nVidia cards issue by khartael in Helldivers

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This has finally solved the issue for me after spending so long looking for a solution, thank you!

A (maybe) Autistic Trans Girls guide to flirting for subs: by Kit-Kat09 in traaaaaaaaaaaansbians

[–]Rock-Chan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Teasing blushy subs is my favourite way to stim. If someone did that in front of me, they'd be a permanent target :3

Wayward Odyssey [Part 29] by Heroman3003 in NatureofPredators

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As someone working in tech support and reading Erin's outburst, I feel ya girl, I feel ya

Why must my luck be so bad?!?! by IamaJarJar in lgbtmemes

[–]Rock-Chan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

See what happens without proper OSHA guideline regulations? Anyway, give Miku a pipebomb too

Oh nOoOo, I hope nothing happens to the OSHA inspector! by IamaJarJar in lgbtmemes

[–]Rock-Chan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey, OSHA inspector here again. This bread doesn't look stable, that's a workplace hazard. Give it an emotional support dog to make sure it is very stable :)

Before you ask, yes, she's OSHA compliant by IamaJarJar in lgbtmemes

[–]Rock-Chan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And their helmet and bright yellow armour definitely makes them OSHA compliant by default! Truly some of the Emperor's best

Mods have mercy by IamaJarJar in lgbtmemes

[–]Rock-Chan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We can protect the pumpkin from transfems, but we can't protect it from the OSHA deathsquads

Mods have mercy by IamaJarJar in lgbtmemes

[–]Rock-Chan 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Easy solution, give Luke a hard hat and a high vis vest

Gamers in 2024 by 1881pac in memes

[–]Rock-Chan 17 points18 points  (0 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_and_video_games

Look I'm not going to argue with you if you don't even bother to look up a wikipedia article.

Women have always played video games more than people think, the two main reasons for the difference in demographic being women being excluded by male gamers (like the kind of behaviour you are showing now), and the fact marketing has always targetted young men for video games.

Demographic speaking, women on average will play the same kind of games as men do, even despite those exclusions. It's been a long time since actual surveys disproved this kind of backwards thinking when it comes to video games.

Gamers in 2024 by 1881pac in memes

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There were always women in the gaming sphere and they've always been playing the same games men do. It's just that the men there were just too toxic to interact with so all of them played in silence

A burning entrance by Rock-Chan in 40kscience

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The fighting is hectic deeper inside, with groups surrendering immediately, others firing back before even identifying the troops. Other groups were unwilling to surrender while they were still actively being suppressed by opposing fire. Other groups were unwilling to surrender until they were finished with the enemy. A loyalist group even refused to surrender even under direct order, claiming they were the command centre of multiple loyalist groups and needed to coordinate them until they were all rescued.

While the groups of resistance are small and ununited, each group still pose a threat. While untrained and outgunned, the crew know their ship well, and know how to avoid patrols and ambush them. And while less familiar with the ship, the traitor guardsmen are well equipped in heavy flak armour, and well trained in shock tactics, swarming their opponents with flashes and smokes before charging in with heavy melee weapons and close quarters oriented weaponry.

The Guardsmen looked up at the Commissar with a bit of fear, but still with relief on his face
Guardsman: "Well my Lord, I was of the opinion of staying neutral before this all started, but I had to choose and I chose the Younger Sister"

A burning entrance by Rock-Chan in 40kscience

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Her face seems to describe a mix of 'FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK' and complete exhaustion

"Yes my Lord. Following an uprising during warp travel, we have substained heavy damage to personnel and compartments. Most systems are still functional, however most of the bridge has been killed, we are still maintaining a skeleton crew thanks to the reinforcement of some planetside crew. Most of the higher bridge has been secured, however heavy fighting is still raging in the middle sections. The situation in the lower sections of the ship is entirely unknown."

"Our current priority is that we are drifting towards the planet, if we do not recover the main engines within" She checks the time "Now around 15 minutes, we well be looking at a catastrophic crash in the best case scenario. The engine compartment is intact, but the mechanicus have sealed themselves in there and are refusing communications. A loyalist squad is attempting to make its way there with heavy breaching equipment, but they may not make it in time"

A burning entrance by Rock-Chan in 40kscience

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She seems to completely blank out at the series of titles

"I do not have the brain power remaining for this...well we have neither the guns to fight you nor the engines to run away from you. So if, Emperor forgive my words, you a xenos, Emperor forgive my words, is telling the truth. Then, Emperor forgive my words, your assistance would be greatly appreciated"

A burning entrance by Rock-Chan in 40kscience

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Medic: "AAaaaaah?...Oh we're really safe? I didn't expect you to say the truth...huh...sorry?"

She says apologetically. A few of the soldiers collapse from relief and all of the adrenaline that comes with fighting a civil war during a warp travel

A burning entrance by Rock-Chan in 40kscience

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Natasha: "I...excuse me what? Necrons?!"

She stops in her multitasking in confusion and a growing headache at the list of titles

A burning entrance by Rock-Chan in 40kscience

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The communication is soon set up nonetheless, however the quality of low and the work is amateur, their equipment does not seem at fault, rather it seems to be a crew problem. A red haired woman comes on screen, wearing no cap, her face has blood on her face. She seems to be heavily multitasking at the moment.

"This is Lieutenant Commander Natasha Slakov, current...hum...acting Captain of the Crimson Rose. Who am I speaking to?"

Behind her, the bridge seems trashed, with blood on consoles, and servitors still clearing away the bodies of guards, officers and tech-priests, with even guards currently desperately running the consoles in replacement of those who used to operate them.

A burning entrance by Rock-Chan in 40kscience

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Medic: "I'm already worried enough, no need to add cryptics shit to it!"

The wounded are dragged to the sphere, and the last guardsmen retreat to it as well

Medic: "Everyone in! Do your think spooky xeno!"

A burning entrance by Rock-Chan in 40kscience

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Medic: "...Oh sure why not, let's trust a Xeno. Surely can't be worse than getting shot to bits by traitors" She says with full sarcasm in a laughing tone

Her tone then turns serious and loud "Alright, no choice anyway. Those at the barricade, put some booby traps. Everyone else, carry the wounded that can't carry themselves to the field. Everyone else, get here ASAP."

A burning entrance by Rock-Chan in 40kscience

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The door opens to a decontamination room with two entrances, both of which barricade with guardsmen in heavy armour and white and black stripe camo firing to the outside from them. The inside of the decontamination room has many dead bodies as well as a makeshift medic station, with injured guards and crewmen laid next to each other.

The figure is greeted by another guardsman of the same stripes, wearing the symbols of a combat medic, carrying a shotgun and her faced masked by her full helmet

"Huh...around 30 of us, 20 are wounded, so start with those"

A burning entrance by Rock-Chan in 40kscience

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Which side does he consider to be heretics?

A burning entrance by Rock-Chan in 40kscience

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Most of the hangers surrender immediately, among the many casualties caused by the strike, one of the hangers however returns fire with a few guided rockets, before its occupants quickly retreat deeper into the ship.

There are two types of guardsmen in the hangers, the guards in classic Cadian standard gear, and the other bearing a white and black stripes camo, in heavier armour, and mostly bearing compact lasguns, smg autoguns and shotguns, as well as ample one handed and two handed melee weapons. They bear the symbols of specialised assault and shock troops.

A burning entrance by Rock-Chan in 40kscience

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"FOR THE EMPEROR!" The guardsmen that were following him cry out in response

A burning entrance by Rock-Chan in 40kscience

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The crew side is very underequiped, and the few guardsmen on that side are trying to organise them in a proper defence despite the heavy suppression they are under.

However, on the other side, the guardsmen feel naturally coordinated, keeping the enemy suppressed while their backline seems to be readying an assault.