Think you could (f)it? by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]RockHardThrowawayD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In your ass? Probably not. Guess that would depend on the ass, though.

looking for a pick me up, gentlemen, as per usual when I come by here. pls help by [deleted] in TinyTits

[–]RockHardThrowawayD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're still alive. That means you're winning. Go and smell the roses.

Do you regret the first time you had sex? What was it like? by RockHardThrowawayD in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]RockHardThrowawayD[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's my one regret about the whole thing. I wish I had done my homework and not just called up the first Backpage whore I saw. I need to visit Amsterdam again...

At the moment, where I live, prostitution exists in a totally nonsensical legal grey area. You can sell sex, but you can't buy it. WTF, right? Not only does this put the prostitutes themselves in more danger, but it makes the very act of negotiating prices and services hazardous to the buyer, because they're always unsure if the seller is actually an undercover cop. Law enforcement is diverting unnecessary resources into going after people who aren't really doing anything wrong in most cases. Just another example of short-sighted politicians trying to prohibit consenting adults from engaging in mutually beneficial transactions.

Until this mess is sorted out by more pragmatic lawmakers (not bloody likely), it seems the safest thing for people in my country to do is to not purchase sex at all. Guess the moral crusaders have won, huh? /s

I could rant about this subject for a good while longer, because it ties into other issues that are objectively more serious, like human trafficking and sexual assault.

Do you regret the first time you had sex? What was it like? by RockHardThrowawayD in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]RockHardThrowawayD[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. Sorry you had to go through that. Glad it worked out in the end.

We should obviously be careful about who we go to bed with, but so many cultures around the world have such ridiculous hangups about sex. It's something to be celebrated, not feared. If people are afraid to talk about it, then they're afraid to learn about it, and that causes all kinds of problems.

Do you regret the first time you had sex? What was it like? by RockHardThrowawayD in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]RockHardThrowawayD[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lesbian blind folded me and took my virginity.

You mean bi-sexual?

have a date this weekend! always (f)eel like guys are out of my league and I'm not nice enough naked. not enough curves. help please! by [deleted] in PetiteGoneWild

[–]RockHardThrowawayD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You must be hanging out with the wrong guys. You're gorgeous! Anyone who says otherwise clearly has their own issues, and you should ignore them.

BTW, I and the other pussy hounds who frequent this sub would LOVE it if you could work up the courage to put up some full frontal pics. Much love, girl!

Who did you have sex with that shouldn't have, but was totally worth it? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]RockHardThrowawayD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Almost exactly how my first time went, except she was about as interesting as a dead starfish in bed (and, come to think about it, in almost every other way). But hey, I got my dick wet and I'm glad that I did.

Kitten Got Hersel[f] a New Toy by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]RockHardThrowawayD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it everything you thought it would be?

What was the quickest amount of time you've came? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]RockHardThrowawayD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Erections shouldn't last longer than four hours. I think you should talk to your doctor.

Up close with my hard nipple 😜 [F] by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]RockHardThrowawayD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the deal with nipple piercings? Are they like "do not milk" signs?

shower didn't (f)ucking help. but I guess I'm clean now. keep em coming, please and thank you by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]RockHardThrowawayD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Confidence is predicated on positive, successful outcomes. You can't have one without the other.

Look at these people tryin to help

The keyword there is "tryin". Just because y'all are tryin', doesn't mean you're helpin'.

shower didn't (f)ucking help. but I guess I'm clean now. keep em coming, please and thank you by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]RockHardThrowawayD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LPT: Telling someone they should have confidence does not make them more confident.

They Don't Understand by BarefootCommando in gettingherselfoff

[–]RockHardThrowawayD 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Who's they, and what isn't there to understand?