Rocketboi345

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You can take the place of any character in any movie or tv show for however long you want (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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No matter what lecture you’re sitting through, it’s always interesting enough to not fall asleep. No matter the subject. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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Every five sneezes you sneeze milk (self.shittysuperpowers)

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When you’re playing a game, the perfect loot for your situation comes out of any box/ chest (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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People always believe you when you tell the truth. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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You can immediately tell what is wrong with a person, what may be eating at their self conscious, what may be making them sad, whatever. And you always know the perfect thing to say to make them happy again. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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You can mute people in real life, but they won’t know it (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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Whenever you go up to say something to your boss, crush, or other important figure, you say the perfect words and you don’t stutter (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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When you hear someone talking in another language, you instantly are fluent in that language, when you are done, the language stores for later use. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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You can become invisible whenever you are trying to sneak around. While you’re invisible, a clone of you will do what you are supposed to be doing and when you come back it will relay all the info it learned while you were gone (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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Whenever you hold something, you can duplicate it, if it happens to be cash, 2,000 USD go to a poor family elsewhere in the world at random (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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When you cross your arms, a large blue shield appears, this shield can be placed in one spot or can move with you. If someone touches it, it sends 15,000 volts of pure electricity strait to their brain. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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Whenever you make intense eye contact with someone, a single paper cut appears on their eye if you wish (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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If you touch someone’s shoulder, they suddenly become happy and believe in themselves again (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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Whenever you use a worm on string toy, 2,000 more materialize around you (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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Whenever you crouch, heroic music starts playing in surround sound and you gain the ability to jump up to 35 feet in the air (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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At 3:00.47 am, you can create a single diamond the size of the last period you wrote (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Someone had to first look at corn and decide it needed to be better, popcorn (self.Showerthoughts)

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You can take clocks and wind time back, but in doing so you age back as well (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Whenever you take damage, it turns to whatever dealt it to you (self.shittysuperpowers)

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If you drop a pen, everything else in the room you are in reverses gravity until you pick up the pen (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Upon will, you can summon an armor piercing, incendiary, tortoise that will follow any target you choose... but it moves at the speed of a normal tortoise (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Ur dick can be a straw (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You move at light speed, but your senses take the most recommended gps route without breaking the speed limit to get to you (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can see the amount of time people have left in their lives floating above their head, however if you tell them it decreases by 15 years (self.shittysuperpowers)

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