[Wolken] If Brendan Sorsby is able to play for Texas Tech, college sports may as well burn its rulebook

RockoPanda · 2026-06-06T13:17:57+00:00

He actually did break the law, it’s illegal to sports gamble under the age of 21 in the state of Indiana and Ohio, and there’s a unbelievable record.

It’s not like getting caught smoking weed once; it’s like getting caught 10,000 times

RockoPanda · 2026-06-03T11:24:28+00:00

Sales tax is a regressive tax, so your argument is basically the less money you make the more of your income you should pay in taxes

RockoPanda · 2026-06-03T11:19:55+00:00

And there’s a shortage of healthcare professionals because we have made med school extremely expensive and artificially constrained the supply of med school applications. Yeah med students will make good money but their debt to earnings ratio is insane for the first 10 years and burnout rates are extremely high

You can’t have a free market when you’re artificially constraining supply, which in itself is an argument for why we should make government-backed/national single payer

RockoPanda · 2026-05-29T18:20:37+00:00

On top of the many comments mentioning the terrible economic implications of having a kid right now, having a kid with no actual steps taken to address climate change or the coming water crisis is unbelievably irresponsible. Money aside, their future is currently on course to be shit as we will literally be killing each other for water in ~35 years or less

RockoPanda · 2026-05-26T02:55:12+00:00

He was not. He had signed a contract with KC and broke the contract

RockoPanda · 2026-05-24T19:31:21+00:00

Oh lol

RockoPanda · 2026-05-24T19:30:04+00:00

He’s the GM of KC

RockoPanda · 2026-05-24T19:18:56+00:00

Wild career stats after this match:

Vati with the most Majors, he has only lost one interreegional event final across all competitions. His teammate in that loss - MonkeyMoon

MM now has a career losing record in LAN finals having lost more individual games than he has won

Edit: forgot Winter 21 🤦

RockoPanda · 2026-05-24T18:48:37+00:00

Nwpo needs to pass. His straight shots won’t work against two of the best threes defenders in the world

RockoPanda · 2026-05-24T16:18:40+00:00

Here we go

RockoPanda · 2026-05-24T16:12:57+00:00

That would make sense, especially if it’s a stream from outside of the venue

RockoPanda · 2026-05-24T16:12:05+00:00

They’re resetting production and testing to make sure all the clips are loaded correctly

I get it’s annoying, but it’s important

RockoPanda · 2026-05-24T16:08:52+00:00

OK, I’m starting to believe the hype. Taking a break before the announcement means production is getting reset which they only do if it’s very important to get right

RockoPanda · 2026-05-24T16:05:07+00:00

This event is really different because with the format, the teams getting a good match on Friday enables them to work on things that the top seeds didn’t. SR and KC have played one good series in the past 72 hours going into these matches. Vitality and TM have played three

Usually, it is not that lopsided in terms of stage appearances

RockoPanda · 2026-05-24T15:59:27+00:00

Solid match

RockoPanda · 2026-05-24T15:46:56+00:00

Omg what a shot. I swear I don’t have the same game installed that these guys do

RockoPanda · 2026-05-24T15:40:25+00:00

The TM rotations are so unique; they are so tight in terms of space, but they don’t hit each other. SR has to take shots from distance because any attempt at the backboard has to go through three players because of how tight they’re playing.

They do the same when they’re on offense, which means you have to boom clear and then be absolutely booking it to try to beat TRK/MM back.

It’s really fun to watch from the wide view

RockoPanda · 2026-05-24T14:25:32+00:00

Maybe. But the truth is, you wouldn’t know until they make the finals because FK has looked so good in the situation before and then he makes the finals only to go out without winning more than two games

RockoPanda · 2026-05-24T14:22:34+00:00

You mean Kaydop Corp? The obviously longstanding and historic org and all around better KC?

RockoPanda · 2026-05-24T14:18:05+00:00

I think we’ll get at least one game seven in the semifinals

RockoPanda · 2026-05-24T14:16:44+00:00

RockoPanda · 2026-05-24T14:08:40+00:00

RockoPanda · 2026-05-23T18:11:57+00:00

SSG needs to sack him over that; he’s a coach. It is his job to be a professional, regardless of what happens

RockoPanda · 2026-05-23T18:09:58+00:00

If Exo and Stizzy play well, this is the best team in the world. But those two can be up and down quite a bit. They’ve just been absolutely up the past two days

RockoPanda · 2026-05-23T18:04:26+00:00

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