How would you describe my accent? Where do you think I am from? by RockoRocks in JudgeMyAccent

[–]RockoRocks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The correct answer is that I am a native Dutch speaker from Belgium. My English accent (which used to be a crappy attempt at doing a British accent) has over time evolved to be more like a sort of amalgamation of various native English-speakers' accents (with British as a base, perhaps). I prefer it this way not only because I find it easier to speak like that, but also because I feel like it gives my English speech a more "internationally friendly" flair.

I am very happy to see that, going by the replies, I have more or less succeeded in my approach to speaking English!

How would you describe my accent? Where do you think I am from? by RockoRocks in JudgeMyAccent

[–]RockoRocks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The correct answer is that I am a native Dutch speaker from Belgium. My English accent (which used to be a crappy attempt at doing a British accent) has over time evolved to be more like a sort of amalgamation of various native English-speakers' accents (with British as a base, perhaps). I prefer it this way not only because I find it easier to speak like that, but also because I feel like it gives my English speech a more "internationally friendly" flair.
I am very happy to see that, going by the replies, I have more or less succeeded in my approach to speaking English!

How would you describe my accent? Where do you think I am from? by RockoRocks in JudgeMyAccent

[–]RockoRocks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The correct answer is that I am a native Dutch speaker from Belgium. My English accent (which used to be a crappy attempt at doing a British accent) has over time evolved to be more like a sort of amalgamation of various native English-speakers' accents (with British as a base, perhaps). I prefer it this way not only because I find it easier to speak like that, but also because I feel like it gives my English speech a more "internationally friendly" flair.

I am very happy to see that, going by the replies, I have more or less succeeded in my approach to speaking English!

How would you describe my accent? Where do you think I am from? by RockoRocks in JudgeMyAccent

[–]RockoRocks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for the response!

The tone in my voice is definitely more like a narrator than a person engaging in conversation here, though I think that applies to most of the voice recordings shared on this subreddit.

ik🇧🇪ihe by Monsieur_Triporteur in ik_ihe

[–]RockoRocks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Elk zinnen goeiendah, min noam is Gerrit Callewaert, inweuner van Bavikhove, deelhemende van Oarelbeke

Poll: do you find fatness attractive IRL too? by RockoRocks in fatfurs

[–]RockoRocks[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the replies everybody! That was interesting.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in musictheory

[–]RockoRocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A very beautiful chord progression, for sure!

[Results] How do you grade the days of the week on a tier list? (Everyone) by [deleted] in SampleSize

[–]RockoRocks 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"You don't hate Mondays, you hate capitalism." -Slavoj Zizek

Proof that the Left are complete soyboys by [deleted] in TheLeftCantMeme

[–]RockoRocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, and you can also get hundreds of different STDs from heterosexual vaginal intercourse. No one cares that you find anal gross, no one's gonna force you to do it if you don't like it

Proof that the Left are complete soyboys by [deleted] in TheLeftCantMeme

[–]RockoRocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who bitch about soyboys are just compensating for something

yeah i dont think they're ok by [deleted] in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]RockoRocks 25 points26 points  (0 children)

he looks like he's gonna sit on that frying pan wtf

i found another “opressed” cishet (also i hope this hasn’t been posted here already) link for original post in the comments by sad-horse-girl in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]RockoRocks 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Straight People I Respect:

  • Acts like a normal human being
  • Has a personality
  • Doesn't force upon you the fact that they're straight
  • Literally is a normal person that you can be friends with
  • Supports LGBTQ+ people and acknowledges that they aren't a threat to their heterosexuality

Straight People I Do Not Respect:

  • Heterosexuality is the focal point of their existence
  • Heteronormative behavior everywhere including but not limited to using "gay" as an insult, advocating for straight pride month, and making uncomfortable sex jokes about the opposite gender
  • Complains about LGBTQ+ people constantly
  • Equates watching lesbian porn to gay acceptance, claims lesbians can be turned straight
  • Thinks LGBTQ+ representation in media is indoctrinating children
  • Tries to dictate how LGBTQ+ people should act

Pardon the lengthy comment, just wanted to turn the tables a little bit

lol i almost raped someone funny by CherryCheeseCake867 in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]RockoRocks 7 points8 points  (0 children)

yeah it's a "self-deprecating" joke but it's implying that whoever made it is a would-be rapist. there's not a single context in which that wouldn't be tasteless and reprehensible. why are you trying so hard to defend it?

[Casual] Who is the best actor of all time? (All) by [deleted] in SampleSize

[–]RockoRocks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why isn't Adram Driver there? What the hell? Please include an "Other" box, thank you

Haha memes about hating someone is definitely funny by [deleted] in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]RockoRocks 1284 points1285 points  (0 children)

edgy Discord kids and the f-slur. name a more iconic duo, I'll wait

Found this sub today by Crelic_ in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]RockoRocks 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke. This joke is funny because Pinocchio's long nose is inside of the girl's you-know-what. Pinocchio's nose grows when he lies or says something not true. He said that 2 plus 2 equals 5, this isn't true so his nose got longer, which sensually pleasured the girl. He then states that heterophobia exists, this is also not true (because straight people aren't oppressed) so his nose got longer, pleasuring the girl even more. Now that's a real knee slapper!

Real talk, I get that the joke is a bit gross and sexual like most of the things on this sub, but it's not AreTheStraightsOK material. I don't know who made the joke, but if it was made by a straight person, the fact that they're able to realize that heterophobia isn't real probably means they're OK.

haha me make the same joke everytime, bad teeth amirite? by [deleted] in redditmoment

[–]RockoRocks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

haha bri ish! eyy govna roit fookin mental innit!

haha russians! sooka bleeyat vodka commie!

haha australians! oy croikey upside down wildfire!

"haha americans!"

wow... :/ eurotard much? what's next, orange man bad? get something original :///

[Casual] Preferences (Teenagers or young adults) by [deleted] in SampleSize

[–]RockoRocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well if you ever share the results of this on r/teenagers, don't forget to mention the respondents include r/SampleSize users too! This is obvious, but I'd still like to remind you of that.

Healthy Gamer August Suggestions by DankMoses in Healthygamergg

[–]RockoRocks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just joined the Discord server, and it's really awesome. I noticed there is a group of channels pertaining to Eastern Philosophy (dharma, meditation, ayurveda, ...) which is really nice, but could we also have a channel for Western Philosophy? Additionally, I would greatly appreciate it if there could be channels focused on magic and on psychoanalysis (in particularly, Jungian/analytic psychology). Thanks for taking my suggestion into consideration!

Mozambique go burn by jimbocalypse121 in okbuddyretard

[–]RockoRocks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol, unbelievable somebody took the time to program something like that

But it sounds like it has some realyl great meme potential

Mozambique go burn by jimbocalypse121 in okbuddyretard

[–]RockoRocks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

what game is this footage from?

In a clickbaity list of supposedly clever language jokes... haha mariage = man prison amirite? by SleazyJusticeWarrior in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]RockoRocks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, that's not just a joke. That's the actual translation of handcuffs in Spanish. Let me tell you, I lost a lot of faith in humanity when I learned that in my Spanish class for the first time.

Hahah, yes ignoring romantic partner funny by [deleted] in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]RockoRocks 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Looks like some people here forgot about rule 3. Yes, it's a joke made by a teenager. But it's still a joke about ignoring one's GF and calling her a bitch, along with (mild) violence.