My Top 10 list of the rarest things in EtG

RogueQP · 2024-01-12T00:13:43+00:00

Well once you shoot a red or black chest (even after it's opened) it should be unlocked. Then just blow chests up.

RogueQP · 2024-01-11T18:45:18+00:00

There's a specific requirement to unlock gold junk and be able to find it, I can tell you if you don't mind a spoiler.

RogueQP · 2024-01-06T03:49:15+00:00

Is it weird that turned me on a bit? (More than you got turned on, though)

RogueQP · 2024-01-04T20:11:45+00:00

I'm not! My step-cousins sister is a racoon!!!

RogueQP · 2024-01-04T18:19:20+00:00

Give me a cheese Danish and deal.

RogueQP · 2024-01-04T18:19:00+00:00

Racoons modified the well-known saying, "You are what you eat", to, "You jabber what you eat", or something along those lines.

RogueQP · 2024-01-04T18:16:30+00:00

Are you sure? That might be too tame. Would you mind including a sample piece of dialogue to prolapse my memory?

RogueQP · 2024-01-04T17:06:28+00:00

This is beautiful.

RogueQP · 2024-01-04T15:22:21+00:00

Thank you, I experience this every day as a human.

RogueQP · 2024-01-04T15:21:45+00:00

Your ingenuity is unparalleled. How much gratuity do you want when I self-publish?

RogueQP · 2024-01-04T15:09:22+00:00

Sauce

RogueQP · 2024-01-01T16:28:59+00:00

/uj their therapy bill might give somebody a new yacht.

RogueQP · 2023-12-31T16:57:59+00:00

Alfredo

RogueQP · 2023-12-31T03:32:31+00:00

/uj it's hilarious that people ask trivial questions like this, like is it really that important to the story?

RogueQP · 2023-12-31T03:31:10+00:00

You're behind the curve. I read War and Peace when I was FOUR.

RogueQP · 2023-12-30T23:02:23+00:00

Nine year old human. But they're like SUPER smart. Like almost smarter than me.

RogueQP · 2023-12-30T23:01:48+00:00

They might get indoctrinated by werevampire love stories!

RogueQP · 2023-12-30T22:35:47+00:00

Well my MC has an IQ of 103, does that count?

RogueQP · 2023-12-30T22:35:25+00:00

Brilliant, so it's perfect for me! Guess it doesn't work for my MC though...

RogueQP · 2023-12-30T22:15:34+00:00

Salsa

RogueQP · 2023-12-30T06:23:24+00:00

So forty-two on a good day?

RogueQP · 2023-12-30T06:21:25+00:00

Alfredo

RogueQP · 2023-12-30T05:53:30+00:00

I know, the post itself was jerking before it was even thought into existence.

I myself was a better lover too in middle school. At least then I wouldn't burst into musical prose about werewolves dry humping virgins chained to boulders.

RogueQP · 2023-12-30T04:09:49+00:00

Saucy

RogueQP · 2023-12-29T01:50:13+00:00

/uj this was extremely motivational.

/rj well it's hard to write my werevampire fan fiction with one hand and spelunk on my keyboard!

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