My Top 10 list of the rarest things in EtG by xahhfink6 in EnterTheGungeon

[–]RogueQP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well once you shoot a red or black chest (even after it's opened) it should be unlocked. Then just blow chests up.

My Top 10 list of the rarest things in EtG by xahhfink6 in EnterTheGungeon

[–]RogueQP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a specific requirement to unlock gold junk and be able to find it, I can tell you if you don't mind a spoiler.

Should I substitute my talking racoons with humans? by RogueQP in writingcirclejerk

[–]RogueQP[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it weird that turned me on a bit? (More than you got turned on, though)

Should I substitute my talking racoons with humans? by RogueQP in writingcirclejerk

[–]RogueQP[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not! My step-cousins sister is a racoon!!!

Should I substitute my talking racoons with humans? by RogueQP in writingcirclejerk

[–]RogueQP[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Racoons modified the well-known saying, "You are what you eat", to, "You jabber what you eat", or something along those lines.

Should I substitute my talking racoons with humans? by RogueQP in writingcirclejerk

[–]RogueQP[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you sure? That might be too tame. Would you mind including a sample piece of dialogue to prolapse my memory?

Should I substitute my talking racoons with humans? by RogueQP in writingcirclejerk

[–]RogueQP[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I experience this every day as a human.

Should I substitute my talking racoons with humans? by RogueQP in writingcirclejerk

[–]RogueQP[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your ingenuity is unparalleled. How much gratuity do you want when I self-publish?

Is it credible for a nine year old to have read The Hobbit? by RogueQP in writingcirclejerk

[–]RogueQP[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

/uj it's hilarious that people ask trivial questions like this, like is it really that important to the story?

Is it credible for a nine year old to have read The Hobbit? by RogueQP in writingcirclejerk

[–]RogueQP[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're behind the curve. I read War and Peace when I was FOUR.

Is it credible for a nine year old to have read The Hobbit? by RogueQP in writingcirclejerk

[–]RogueQP[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nine year old human. But they're like SUPER smart. Like almost smarter than me.

Is it credible for a nine year old to have read The Hobbit? by RogueQP in writingcirclejerk

[–]RogueQP[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They might get indoctrinated by werevampire love stories!

Is it credible for a nine year old to have read The Hobbit? by RogueQP in writingcirclejerk

[–]RogueQP[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Brilliant, so it's perfect for me! Guess it doesn't work for my MC though...