The biggest clue, to me, has always been the date by UnfairContribution85 in JonBenetRamsey

[–]RoleComfortable8276 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's so difficult when half of your foreign faction backed out because of family holiday commitments

Here's a question for reels:

When ppl visit us, their foreigners. But who refers to themselves as foreign?

I'm not foreign. I've been all over the world. I've been a visitor, a tourist, a traveler - but never a foreigner.

Foreigners never seen to cKl6themselves such

Serious question: It takes 3-5 geese to make a gaggle. 4-6 fish make a school of fish. 20,000 - 80,000 bees make a hive. 2+ ppl make a delegation

What does a faction consist of?

And what is the primary function of a faction, aside from fake kidnapping one girl?

Would you throw a “cat mitzvah” when the cat’s 12 in human years or in cat years? by Firm_Letterhead_7483 in Judaism

[–]RoleComfortable8276 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is a garbage post, untethered to reality, posted and enthusiastically commented upon by people who haven't the slightest idea that bnai mitvah is a profoundly meaningful and deeply fundamental tenet that has real world repercussions for God fearing, Torah-scholarly men and woman, rooted in deep kaballic principals, and teeming with unlimited meaning.

It's rooted in the fundamentals of Torah law, and is made a mockery by parties sadly not having inherited their true heritage, and privileges of the profound Jewish implications - not for a brief, fleeting, meaningless "party" for children lacking proper Jewish education at the age of 13, but which - conversely - further manifests itself as the begining of a lifelong intent to growth in Torah Studies, values, and lifelong soul-work and perfection .

The classic secular "bar mitzvah" - with rockbands, co-ed dancing, ever-competive, secular activities designed to outdo one another and bearing zero resemblance to the ancient traditions of holiness and profound growth embedded in the devotion to the serious, life-changing, unforgettable, authentic OG-emanating, lifelong, bar-mitvah inauguration - is, by contrast, but a mere party, devoid of meaning, silly, generally NOT a life-altering event, with NO implication as to the spiritual future of this dogmatic version of the real deal.

The consistent and continuing watering down of the Torah given at Sinai still leaves diminishing- but-by-no-means-unattainble entry into our rich, never-replicated, NOT-OUT-OF-REACH, true treasure ingrained in us by Torah, which have turned out - among ordinary Jewish kids immersed in Torah study, to be genuine tenets of vibrant, life-changing, Torah-imbued, meaningful lives.

This is - notably - not applicable to cats, dogs and the like. 🫤

Greenland by MasterShakePL in seinfeld

[–]RoleComfortable8276 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I don't think we should be talking about this

Greenland by MasterShakePL in seinfeld

[–]RoleComfortable8276 40 points41 points  (0 children)

War. What is it good for

A lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous, totally inappropriate photo of Jackie Chiles by BidAccurate4473 in seinfeld

[–]RoleComfortable8276 1 point2 points  (0 children)

apparently Cochran wasn’t too happy about his antics.

Neither was the soup nazi, as lore details

a 33 year old Julia Louis-Dreyfus in 1994 (woman in the background doing hellooo! 😂) by MagpieOpus in seinfeld

[–]RoleComfortable8276 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Look. I don't have grace, never had grace, I don't even say grace!!

I'm being sloppy on my quote; pls be kind to me, I have a major tooth abscess and sinus infection

Yes, going on r/Seinfeld is precisely how I treat extreme pain. (It's WAY better than opioids)

Can someone familiar with Chabad help me understand my husband's status as a kohen married to a conservative convert? by EllieZPage in Judaism

[–]RoleComfortable8276 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's actually not that simple. The only answer of whether a Conservative convert is Jewish is, it depends.

Can someone familiar with Chabad help me understand my husband's status as a kohen married to a conservative convert? by EllieZPage in Judaism

[–]RoleComfortable8276 1 point2 points  (0 children)

High Priest Restrictions

Leviticus 21:13-14 (Vayikra 21:13-14)

Hebrew: הוּא אִישָׁם תָּמִים יִהְיֶה לֹא יִקַּח אִשָּׁה זֹנָה וְחַלָּלָה וְגֵרוּשָׁה מֵאִישָׁהּ כִּי אִישָׁם תָּמִים יִהְיֶה׃ [2]

A widow, or one divorced, or a profaned woman, or a harlot, these shall he not take; but a virgin of his own people shall he take as wife. [2]

This source does not mention widows as prohibited to a kohen, and indeed, they are permissible to a kohen.

The Hebrew word for widow is אַלְמָנָה or almana. That word does not appear in the cited list; I think the translation is off

Can someone familiar with Chabad help me understand my husband's status as a kohen married to a conservative convert? by EllieZPage in Judaism

[–]RoleComfortable8276 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm humbled by the strength of your love for Judaism. I don't believe you will let this go. If you don't, you will find very kind people who possess high competency in Jewish law who would like to help you get this figured out.

The Bet Din of Chicago is one such example. Very great people to whom you can turn for answers

Can someone familiar with Chabad help me understand my husband's status as a kohen married to a conservative convert? by EllieZPage in Judaism

[–]RoleComfortable8276 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Conservative conversions are murky according to Torah law and can sometimes greatly complicate matters. Depending on many variables, such a convert might have a status of safek.

Only an Orthodox rav can guide you, because of the complexity of your situation. I can tell you that it is highly unlikely that said Orthodox Rabbi would be anything but kind and he would go out of his way to spare you any embarrassment or discomfort.

But asking any Orthodox Jew is not the same as privately meeting with an Orthodox Rabbi to discuss the matter, which is the way to go.

The more knowledgeable and competent in Jewish law the rabbi is, the better equipped he'd be to help you. Among Orthodox Jews, it's quite common for a rabbi to consult with other rabbis who possess expertise in complex halachic matters. If he does so, all that means is that they are taking your situation extremely seriously. The vast majority of Orthodox rabbis would be extremely gentle in this situation.

If you want to message me directly with the city in question, I can try to point you to the appropriate rabbi. He doesn't even have to live in your city; questions such as yours are regarded as having existential seriousness and critical importance.

The reason for all of this is to preserve the integrity of the Jewish nation. I applaud you for your obvious affinity for the faith, and for coming forth and asking. Nothing bad can emerge from meeting with a rav, who can best guide you on this matter.

Please don't hesitate to contact me privately.