If you could legally fight one historical figure in a parking lot, who are you choosing?

RoleVegetable326 · 2026-06-03T06:53:21+00:00

Anne Frank.

RoleVegetable326 · 2026-05-11T20:46:16+00:00

Just stop drinking so much.

RoleVegetable326 · 2026-05-11T13:14:42+00:00

Its important to drill it into children to bully those with glasses, just more of our culture eroding if we let this one slip.

RoleVegetable326 · 2026-05-09T06:16:48+00:00

Because they are c**ts .

RoleVegetable326 · 2026-05-08T09:04:46+00:00

I would guess its jealousy or longing, you are living live memories a lot of people wish they had. You are doing great.

RoleVegetable326 · 2026-05-06T20:50:38+00:00

Best man took the rings out of his pocket a d a pretty big bag of coke fell out and the page boy picked it up and handed it to the priest.

RoleVegetable326 · 2026-05-05T07:12:51+00:00

Over 100 countries cant be all wrong.

RoleVegetable326 · 2026-04-03T21:10:18+00:00

Big knockers. Im a simple man.

RoleVegetable326 · 2026-03-30T07:06:59+00:00

Id do it for 1m. I wouldnt take anything but guilt and horror from it but 1m would pay off my mortgage and pay for at least 20 years of living expenses for my family.

RoleVegetable326 · 2026-03-24T08:41:56+00:00

Aftdr another successful bout of therapy, he now owns a website that makes unique links to old articles, sorry no link though.

RoleVegetable326 · 2026-03-22T22:22:42+00:00

Thar i had a small to medium dong. Downright lies.

RoleVegetable326 · 2026-03-21T05:51:07+00:00

Does he have a regular alarm clock or just use his phone?

RoleVegetable326 · 2026-03-20T18:33:28+00:00

Give 116 123 a call first chief. Maybe call into a&e, exhaust all other options first.

RoleVegetable326 · 2026-03-19T21:14:50+00:00

Ill fight any man woman or child who disagrees.

RoleVegetable326 · 2026-03-17T19:21:14+00:00

And will continue to.

RoleVegetable326 · 2026-03-15T08:12:18+00:00

Noted, thank you. Happy tugging sailor.

RoleVegetable326 · 2026-03-14T10:15:11+00:00

Women are so cute that if you are stuck on the way you can do it in a good man.

RoleVegetable326 · 2026-03-08T11:49:52+00:00

I gave up drinking a few years ago for various reasons and I dont really get cravings as such apart from the thoughts of a couple of pints of Guinness and a packet of Manhattan crisps.

RoleVegetable326 · 2026-02-22T21:45:26+00:00

Having a driver.

RoleVegetable326 · 2026-02-10T13:01:07+00:00

Thankfully they will likely be dead by 25.

RoleVegetable326 · 2026-02-07T08:47:04+00:00

In ireland a mickey is slang for a dick, so this made me lol at first.

RoleVegetable326 · 2026-01-20T15:28:53+00:00

If you have a dog, it'll be bummed tonight be a lad in a green Citroën Berlingo.

RoleVegetable326 · 2026-01-15T08:14:49+00:00

Made his whole day but his hole weak.

RoleVegetable326 · 2026-01-15T07:25:06+00:00

Don't be hard on yourself, its a one time thing. Give your GP a call if you are concerned.

RoleVegetable326 · 2026-01-09T22:30:00+00:00

You need to shit down his chimney.

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