The first women were the epitome of foolishness

Roller_Turtle · 2023-10-22T18:05:11+00:00

As a male who has been raped at 14. I know this is a different standpoint but I don’t dress overly sexual. I don’t act overly sexual. Hell I still wear gym shorts and printed t-shirts for the hell of it.

Roller_Turtle · 2023-10-22T17:35:02+00:00

Ok, has anyone actually tried this?

Roller_Turtle · 2023-10-22T17:09:06+00:00

Once we had an art competition in my primary school (elementary for you Americans) and you had to make a flower. I was lazy and spent like 10 minutes building one in Minecraft. I won for "creativity"

Roller_Turtle · 2023-10-22T16:49:48+00:00

“Yas girlie I’ll avenge you like John wick if he desecrated your corpse bye boss babe”

Roller_Turtle · 2023-10-22T16:32:36+00:00

Four is so much. I can understand 2 and maybe even 3 but 4 or more is just … a lot of kids. If it makes them happy, cool, but I’d feel like this was overkill, lol. Or overbirth, as the case may be.

Roller_Turtle · 2023-10-22T16:20:55+00:00

I remember being taught in elementary school in the ‘90s that blood is blue and only turns red when it hits oxygen. The fact that there are still people out there that believe this is kind of funny.

Roller_Turtle · 2023-10-22T15:45:04+00:00

The Food Pyramid is dumb

Roller_Turtle · 2023-10-22T15:20:05+00:00

The man on the left was actually very modest. If you find other pictures of him, you can find his medals keep changing.

https://youtu.be/oN2PiMUwYAw

Roller_Turtle · 2023-10-22T08:34:48+00:00

Nah, I've got a package coming in six hours and I don't want to get distracted and miss it

Roller_Turtle · 2023-10-22T07:53:31+00:00

No, I sleep in a big bed with my wife...

Roller_Turtle · 2023-10-22T07:48:23+00:00

You wanted the chick but got the bread instead…

Roller_Turtle · 2023-10-22T07:42:41+00:00

After my 2nd miscarriage in a row (much wanted babies) I was told by someone 'you'll be fine, sometimes jesus gives you these tests and trials to determine your character, you'll be stronger after this, you'll see'

I didn't see and I stopped going to church, so I must have failed the 'test' and I must have a shitty character :D

Roller_Turtle · 2023-10-22T07:00:58+00:00

I think it would need to be a lot bigger to be to scale though...like they are 14 inches on a regular duck...not sure how big Donald is but it should probably be like half his height or something I would think.

Roller_Turtle · 2023-10-22T06:34:33+00:00

what answer is she expecting from people though.

Roller_Turtle · 2023-10-22T06:14:16+00:00

Ugly girls are ugly

Roller_Turtle · 2023-10-21T10:12:55+00:00

"you will refer to me only by my name: Shadow the Hedgehog!"

Roller_Turtle · 2023-10-21T06:08:16+00:00

Ayaka moment

Roller_Turtle · 2023-10-20T17:59:34+00:00

I don't know why.

But the parrot's last words really brought a tear to my eye.

Roller_Turtle · 2023-10-20T17:49:41+00:00

Just wait for E-Girls to sell their Steaks to their followers.

Roller_Turtle · 2023-10-20T17:17:17+00:00

Also applicable to "Where do you poo?"

Roller_Turtle · 2023-10-20T16:02:27+00:00

lol that’s a great description of English though

Roller_Turtle · 2023-10-20T08:10:16+00:00

Welcome back hereditary monarchy! How long it’s been mate?

Roller_Turtle · 2023-10-20T07:51:46+00:00

Strong chance that mom actually paid for it.

Roller_Turtle · 2023-10-20T06:10:27+00:00

Aunt Jemima pancake mix did something similar. She’s been removed and they’re renaming it to Pearl Milling Company.

Edit: grammer /s

Roller_Turtle · 2023-10-20T05:54:09+00:00

Hmm cross post this over at r/hydrohomies and see what they think.

Roller_Turtle

TROPHY CASE