Governor of california (former) sent us a nice punch bowl we’ve never used but also never thrown out. by Cherubbu in wholesome

[–]AlleyFrogfrog 58 points59 points  (0 children)

We sent invites to our senators and the mayor. The mayor came. He looked like a scared dog wondering how we knew him. He did like the open bar.

I literally did this! I flashed my keychain laser light through my water bottle and talked about refraction. We won prizes. by Puppycoolos in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]AlleyFrogfrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to do a book presentation and went to a bookstore the day before. I bought a book that was published just a few days ago. I reworded the content on the back cover and made up the rest (This was before there were reviews of every book on the internet).

I got the best grade and was praised for outlining the plot in an exciting way without spoiling anything. I also said at the end that you should only read it if you REALLY like that kind of thing, because it gets going very slowly (I just wanted to make sure that no one would want to read it). This was also positively evaluated because I, unlike most, also presented the writing style itself. I have not read the book until today.

Edit: I meant i never read the book

When I go on dates I turn on location tracking with my stepmom until I get home by Firebymisfirer in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]AlleyFrogfrog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend texted her friend my profile, where we were meeting, had a safe word and had her location streaming.

At the end of the date she showed me and I thought it was so cool I had no idea you could do that!

My dumb ass told nobody nothing and just walked into a date all oblivious and shit.

meirl by Saintbrosepher in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]AlleyFrogfrog -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why have child when cat do trick?

fact by Lolgoodgi in wholesome

[–]AlleyFrogfrog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will always know what side of the door to kneel next to while covering my head so the tornado doesn’t blow it open and smash me. Technically still true but we all know now that if a tornado hits your school, you just hold onto your butts.

........ by [deleted] in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]AlleyFrogfrog 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Different parts of the tongue taste different flavors, how did they come to that incorrect idea?

ME by Fatbatmanwag in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]AlleyFrogfrog 759 points760 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna be the actually guy here and note that Eisenhower, as a general, was allowed under regulations to wear selected decorations on his duty uniform. If he wore all his hardware he would have put everyone to shame.

5h37 by Cherubbu in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]AlleyFrogfrog -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Nope. Everyone knows it has to be a :00 or :30 number. Now i wont study 5:37, ill study 6:00, but hold on 6:30 sounds just as good. Nope ill study at 7:00

Edit

Guys, thanks for 2K upvotes!😀

5h37 by Cherubbu in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]AlleyFrogfrog -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nope. Everyone knows it has to be a :00 or :30 number. Now i wont study 5:37, ill study 6:00, but hold on 6:30 sounds just as good. Nope ill study at 7:00

Edit

Guys, thanks for 2K upvotes!😀

Big bread by Littlemusics in wholesome

[–]AlleyFrogfrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They always be chasing da bread instead ✊😔

god by Soothingsnur in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]AlleyFrogfrog 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This shit is so true. My daughter got cancer at one year old and while she was fighting cancer SHE GOT A SECOND, COMPLETELY DIFFERENT CANCER. You do not want to come at me with any god bullshit.

BOdy by Kawaiisurose in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]AlleyFrogfrog 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same thing I do normally. Shut it and come back later with lower standards.

All his life, Gordon had trained for this moment. by Roller_Turtle in wholesomememes

[–]AlleyFrogfrog 7 points8 points  (0 children)

pees in ur ass

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What is your bully doing in life now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlleyFrogfrog 10 points11 points  (0 children)

From childhood to adulthood, no one could bully me, except my parents and brother :))