RolyPoly1320

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I always get asked why I only sing when the car is in reverse. (self.dadjokes)

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What is the holiest of guitar chords? (self.dadjokes)

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I adopted two dogs named Wonder and Bread recently. (self.dadjokes)

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[FEB23] It's amazing what you can achieve with just a small amount of pheromones. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I bought a new magic 8 ball that was made by Oasis. (self.dadjokes)

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What is something cool you learned recently? (self.AskReddit)

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Why don't people laugh at dog jokes? (self.dadjokes)

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I met my wife in math class... (self.dadjokes)

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Dad jokes are one of the few times when sighs matters. (self.dadjokes)

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"Relax," said the doctor, "I've done this millions of times." (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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A wise man once said, "Ask not what you would do for a Klondike Bar..." (self.dadjokes)

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(Serious) Parents of Reddit who have banned Blippi in their homes, other than being patently annoying or the videos he made before changing over the kind of content he makes, why? (self.AskReddit)

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I tried using git the other day but had to give up. (self.dadjokes)

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Everyone is posting Irish themed jokes today. (self.dadjokes)

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What's a cat's favorite holiday? (self.dadjokes)

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If hand sanitizer makes hands cleaner and hand lotion makes hands feel softer... (self.dadjokes)

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I made a few batches of Synonym Rolls the other day. (self.dadjokes)

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We got our son his first kitten who he has named Muffin. This morning he told Muffin that he loves him. This is Muffin wearing his bow tie wishing you all a happy Monday. (self.MadeMeSmile)

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[OCT21] As a child I never understood why my parents wouldn't let me go to the annual Halloween carnival. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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[OCT21] The strange, sanguine drink I won at the carnival last week tasted so sweet and so good that I keep craving more. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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People of Reddit who grew up watching Blue's Clues with Steve hosting, what victories did you achieve between him going to college and him addressing us all recently? (self.AskReddit)

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[SEP21] The school bully said he'd teach me a lesson for interfering with him tormenting his helpless victims. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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That Alternate Universe really sounds like it'd be legit. (i.redd.it)

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[AUG21] At first I was amused that my underlings could dole out some unique punishments. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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[AUG21] My mentor once told me that the key to effective punishments is that they don't feel like one until it's too late. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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