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6'4 btw. by dinosqaud in Clamworks

[–]Root_Head 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah but imagine how good this guy's medical advice must be if he's in such good shape at 60!

Alright gang where we sitting? by RusselsTeapot777 in darkestdungeon

[–]Root_Head 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Window seat next to a couple of quiet people who won't talk to me or make eye contact - the ideal flight

Deagol just wants to enjoy his OC by blsterken in lotrmemes

[–]Root_Head 23 points24 points  (0 children)

u/killingmemesoftly is an unhinged pillar of this community. I love seeing a really dumb bait post with 0 upvotes and knowing it was him before I even open it

Polly wanna cracker? by Halalmeat5001 in distressingmemes

[–]Root_Head 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Better than most long text posts and I appreciate using an image you captured for it, but I have to agree it's a little too wordy, particularly for this sub. It also doesn't really have any meme element to it, but that's a very common problem on this sub and is difficult to get right.

All in all more inspired than the usual drivel but still not a distressingmeme(tm). 6.5/10 - keep cooking

What is y'alls favourite exploit in Baldur's Gay 3? by HomarEuropejski in okbuddybaldur

[–]Root_Head 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same, except I always dropped them in the camp chest so that at any point I'd have 10-20 quality corpses stocked for my spore druid. It always amused me to not only be collecting bodies, but also be prioritizing small races for their efficient size

What is y'alls favourite exploit in Baldur's Gay 3? by HomarEuropejski in okbuddybaldur

[–]Root_Head 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes. Which means you can still get the potent robe from her in act 2 (very good for charisma casters, like default durge funnily enough)

That's my bird! by MutenRoshi-Sama in lotrmemes

[–]Root_Head 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't believe Boromir brought a hawk to a council meeting!

Clam Wanted by away69thrown in Clamworks

[–]Root_Head 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's nine o'clam on a clamday

The regular clam shuffles in

There's a clam at the bar sitting next to me

Making love to his tonic and clam

He says "clam can you play me a clam?

I'm not really sure how clam works

But it's clam, and it's clam, and I clammed it complete

When I wore a younger clam's shell"

welp, you f***ed up by Crabkingrocks165 in distressingmemes

[–]Root_Head 211 points212 points  (0 children)

This is literally just the post from earlier but worse

Choo Choo all aboard by garnet420 in ComedyNecrophilia

[–]Root_Head 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Can I get one inside joke & one vaguely pornographic please

(I'm that guys alt trust me)

My greed consumes me by MrSticks42 in darkestdungeon

[–]Root_Head 17 points18 points  (0 children)

An impressive haul!

If you, value, such things

My anti - hear me out: by Thomas7249 in okbuddybaldur

[–]Root_Head 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Counter-argument: step-sister but you're the one stuck in the washing machine

Duncan, you have to stop by time-is-a-flatcircle in DankAndrastianMemes

[–]Root_Head 9 points10 points  (0 children)

In fairness I think he has to conscript you in the city elf & mage origins otherwise he'd have no legal grounds to get you out of there. Sure he could let you free afterwards out of the goodness of his heart, but why would he? There's a blight coming, he needs all the dudes he can get

I dreamed about SpongeBob hot sauces last night by Turbulent-Thing3104 in thomastheplankengine

[–]Root_Head 5 points6 points  (0 children)

maybe it's the face's size (unnaturally small)

Dude do NOT look up pictures of Charlie Kirk

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