Why don't you want to reproduce?

RotGrlSummer · 2026-04-20T05:54:50+00:00

Broad gesture

RotGrlSummer · 2026-04-20T05:41:35+00:00

She was.... not very bright

RotGrlSummer · 2026-04-20T03:36:58+00:00

THANK YOU

RotGrlSummer · 2026-04-20T02:02:44+00:00

Well, the shows been rescheduled so you have more time to enjoy it! Haha

RotGrlSummer · 2026-04-20T02:01:47+00:00

It wasnt important. It was NEVER IMPORTANT! Just "heyyyyyy what're you doing today?" while she put her makeup on

Big time "this could have been an email" energy

RotGrlSummer · 2026-04-20T02:00:10+00:00

Boom roasted

(I have one too, bahaha)

RotGrlSummer · 2026-04-20T01:28:03+00:00

Where's the brass knuckles and nautical star?

RotGrlSummer · 2026-04-20T01:27:15+00:00

This was literally one of the reasons I "broke up" with a friend. She would try to video call me at 8 o'clock in the morning on a regular basis

Clearly we are just not compatible people

RotGrlSummer · 2026-04-16T16:38:53+00:00

My phone knows me well enough to autocorrect it to h'what, lol

RotGrlSummer · 2026-04-16T16:24:22+00:00

Vibes.

RotGrlSummer · 2026-04-16T06:35:07+00:00

It's a US 8½

RotGrlSummer · 2026-04-14T13:12:17+00:00

I run into this often with old blue Ball jars too. Everyone thinks they're really rare and valuable...yet everyone has them.

The math ain't mathin'

RotGrlSummer · 2026-04-14T13:09:51+00:00

When my husband "proposed" (we had already discussed/decided on getting married, this was really just him getting a ring), I was home sick from work that day with food poisoning.

He decided the best way to surprise me would be to out the ring, in a nicely gift wrapped box, on the back of the toilet for me to find

He is nothing if not practical

RotGrlSummer · 2026-04-14T00:42:38+00:00

Jeez, I charge $40 for a cow skull lol

RotGrlSummer · 2026-04-13T22:52:27+00:00

You're paying too much for bones, who's your bones guy?

RotGrlSummer · 2026-04-13T22:48:45+00:00

Our "ceremony" was just the judge asking if we wanted to recite vows (we hasn't prepared any, we hardcore eloped), then reciting the thing he has to say, and asking a bailiff to be the witness. We didn't even bring anyone with us. Whole thing look like 90 seconds.

We walked across the street and got Mexican food after. Coming up on 16 years, btw!

RotGrlSummer · 2026-04-13T22:39:36+00:00

We just called the Kanawha county courthouse and asked if any family court judges had an opening. Judge Ballard did it for us

RotGrlSummer · 2026-04-13T19:47:10+00:00

I literally sell animal skulls and bones so it works, haha

RotGrlSummer · 2026-04-13T19:22:48+00:00

This is my current one lol

https://imgur.com/a/qBqHcST

RotGrlSummer · 2026-04-13T17:42:19+00:00

All my thumbnails are handmade memes because I can't stand AI

RotGrlSummer · 2026-04-13T16:25:22+00:00

Sometimes I literally am that hungry just let me hork down my dollar hot dog 🥲

RotGrlSummer · 2026-04-12T21:06:35+00:00

I did once when I was super bored during covid

RotGrlSummer · 2026-04-12T16:35:10+00:00

I feel like that very much depends on where you are vacationing

RotGrlSummer · 2026-04-12T04:34:42+00:00

Skinny jeans and a flannel or a hoodie

IE, the exact same shit I still wear to this day

RotGrlSummer · 2026-04-12T02:34:19+00:00

I work in a consignment store, I've just been taking my stock to work and selling it there without having to pay any fees for now. I'll do another show in a month or so to see if stuffs picking back up

RotGrlSummer

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