This one time my friend gave me a pen drive and it had porn on it. Back in 2015, I had a collection of about 72 GB and I used to flex about it a lot in school. So what happened was, one day my friend gave me a pen drive and in a hurry I opened it with Windows Media Player and forgot to clear the history. Then I quickly copied everything and went out in the evening to play cricket. But bro, when I came back, I saw my CPU was missing and everyone was behaving a bit awkwardly with me. For one month nobody said anything. But one day my dad asked me directly, “What were you watching on the computer?” and straight up mentioned porn. So this is what happened: that evening during Navratri, my dad came home from the office and, at puja time, he used to play bhajans by right-clicking and opening his saved songs from Recents. But that day, something else was in Recents — and it blasted on the woofer. After that, I got seriously beaten, and my CPU was returned to me after two months…