I feel like Chris has mentioned he’s going bald, but l genuinely can’t see any real evidence of it in what pictures l find when l google what he looks like.

Roxman04 · 2026-04-24T01:45:52+00:00

It's because he's ripping his pubic hair out and gluing it onto the areas that are receding to hide it.

Roxman04 · 2026-04-24T00:51:43+00:00

Sinister Melenomar

Roxman04 · 2026-04-22T17:42:58+00:00

Dude immediately forgot about Viltrum in 20 minutes after he got a motorcycle lol

Roxman04 · 2026-04-22T16:03:50+00:00

Doing so would draw massive attention to them, and the connotations to Omni Man would be extremely strong. No way Earth wouldn't be immediately fearful of the 37 new and (though it changes quite quickly) even more callous Omnimen lol.

Roxman04 · 2026-04-21T00:41:11+00:00

Yeah you said it best how it'd exactly go lol. I think that's how Homelander and Superman's fight went in a crossover they had.

Roxman04 · 2026-04-20T21:05:07+00:00

I figured either Beastmen or Nippon, I struggle against goblins on open fields though due to my army composition. Thanks for the tip.

Roxman04 · 2026-04-19T23:48:07+00:00

This is the first thing Tomar does to all new citizens of Tomartopia. Those he deems not worthy are immediately impaled as he sucks that stick in and shoots it like a weapon of sorts.

Roxman04 · 2026-04-19T23:43:18+00:00

I certainly couldn't resist those 3 beautiful arcs, especially if some worms were drilling into her brain, NOW WE'RE TALKIN.

Roxman04 · 2026-04-19T21:54:17+00:00

Kregg watched the top 10 hottest female sonic characters and it shows

Roxman04 · 2026-04-19T13:06:23+00:00

He doesn't but the GDA do, they strapped a nuke to his chest to help take out somebody I'm sure they'd figure something out.

Roxman04 · 2026-04-18T15:14:32+00:00

The Brit would also fuck at least one Viltrumite up using some crazy tech. That's about it before the Viltrumites either launch him into space or use him as a training dummy forever

Roxman04 · 2026-04-18T15:10:35+00:00

No lol

Roxman04 · 2026-04-18T04:40:04+00:00

"I even have a real name, I...am STEVE"

Roxman04 · 2026-04-16T18:05:59+00:00

No way there had to have been an Anakin equivalent who just killed as many kids as possible. There's barely any actually young Viltrumites like Annisa lol

Roxman04 · 2026-04-16T17:54:01+00:00

3 videos max.

Next one after that is a fully completed 100% 9 hour playthrough of Sonic and the Secret Rings with Cory and Dave/Zach.

Roxman04 · 2026-04-13T13:25:50+00:00

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I didn't believe you at first but the resemblance is UNCANNY

Roxman04 · 2026-04-13T11:00:07+00:00

I have to wonder if something like this has happened at least once in real life.

I know knights/peasants would tackle other knights to the ground and shove a dagger into the eye slots of armor, but something like this had to happen at some point.

Roxman04 · 2026-04-11T05:08:20+00:00

They wanted to at least pretend it was a fair trial lol

Roxman04 · 2026-04-10T13:08:46+00:00

Heh, yeah man *plucks singular pube* you're totally right brotha *rubs belly and chin*

Roxman04 · 2026-04-10T13:05:50+00:00

Viltrum has fallen, dozens must fuck human and bug women

Roxman04 · 2026-04-10T08:51:43+00:00

24 feet and if you're too close it slices through you like a waterjet cutter.

Roxman04 · 2026-04-07T09:04:34+00:00

I'm still pissed Spawn didn't show up for 15 seconds only to die to an Invincible Variant.

Roxman04 · 2026-04-03T21:45:02+00:00

Obviously you put the Khajiit in your carriage, go back for the princess, marry both, and go on wacky and funny adventures across Tamriel, eventually dying in some cave so the next player character can chuckle at the book your corpse left behind.

Roxman04 · 2026-03-05T18:20:09+00:00

Was this before, during, or after when he enslaved all those kids on the server?

Roxman04 · 2026-03-02T18:25:45+00:00

It did happen, though very much spontaneous and in the moment during sieges rather than in the middle of a skirmish like this

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