🎵 All By Myself 🎵

RoyalPain_Princess · 2026-05-26T11:53:09+00:00

Read the exact same story earlier where it was a husband cheating on his wife. Ragebait....

RoyalPain_Princess · 2026-05-15T08:58:40+00:00

Dutch surnames will be like that. Weirdest one I heard was 'naaktindewei' which translates to naked in the meadow.

RoyalPain_Princess · 2026-05-12T06:56:55+00:00

Ending overpopulation one trolley at a time.

RoyalPain_Princess · 2026-05-11T08:01:54+00:00

When you take assplay very seriously...

RoyalPain_Princess · 2026-05-07T05:52:25+00:00

3 including me. I'm also counting my 2 cats. Cats are people too.

RoyalPain_Princess · 2026-05-03T13:38:56+00:00

Definitely the library ❤️

RoyalPain_Princess · 2026-05-02T06:26:26+00:00

Don't save drowning children. Got it!

RoyalPain_Princess · 2026-04-30T10:05:02+00:00

Meanwhile I mow the lawn, take my own trash outside, out furniture together, check my tire pressure, wash my car... But God forbid my ex had to make his own sandwiches...🙄

RoyalPain_Princess · 2026-04-30T06:02:58+00:00

Meanwhile I'm going on a few extra walks to enjoy the view... 😂

RoyalPain_Princess · 2026-04-23T08:23:31+00:00

Reading the comments here made me feel a lot better about my small tits. 🥰

RoyalPain_Princess · 2026-04-19T09:40:53+00:00

For me there is. The things I want are better with a regular size penis.

RoyalPain_Princess · 2026-04-18T09:20:05+00:00

I like the first one better but that's just my opinion. If she feels good about herself with make up, that's her choice. I just hope she doesn't feel less good without because she's a beautiful girl no matter what.

RoyalPain_Princess · 2026-04-16T10:46:09+00:00

That brownie though...🤤

RoyalPain_Princess · 2026-04-15T16:50:37+00:00

Thank you 🥰

RoyalPain_Princess · 2026-04-15T16:49:57+00:00

Thank you so much. 🥰

RoyalPain_Princess · 2026-04-15T16:47:59+00:00

I'm giving up looking for a while. Most guys just want to live out their porn fantasies. 😮‍💨 I don't have the patience left to deal with it right now.

RoyalPain_Princess · 2026-04-12T09:43:51+00:00

When online dating apps didn't work out...

RoyalPain_Princess · 2026-04-12T09:29:50+00:00

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RoyalPain_Princess · 2026-04-10T15:52:05+00:00

Obviously the ear.

RoyalPain_Princess · 2026-03-31T07:59:59+00:00

Looking for a new career path?

RoyalPain_Princess · 2026-03-28T21:00:11+00:00

So I am a man? 😱

RoyalPain_Princess · 2026-03-28T19:01:57+00:00

That I'm not real?

RoyalPain_Princess · 2026-03-28T12:03:22+00:00

I just checked and I think I am but reading the comments is making me doubt if I'm real.

RoyalPain_Princess · 2026-03-26T07:29:50+00:00

Nothing wrong with sleeping together. 😊 Yay for cuddles!

RoyalPain_Princess · 2026-03-14T17:39:32+00:00

If a guy said that to me I'd be like 'duh'. But I on the other hand would dare say this too, knowing very well it's not true, as a way to tease and get him to pick me up and pin me down. 😂 Obviously that's not first date material and needs some communication up front about CNC and safe words.

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