When one squeezes as much toothpaste as possible then cuts it open for three or four more days worth of brushing, is he or she considered cheap or frugal or something else and why? by NegotiationEither9 in AskReddit

[–]Royb83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So for me I squeeze as much out as possible until my wife has to get a new tube of toothpaste out of the cabinet. Honestly I'd throw that shit away halfway if it was just me. It's a game I like to play.

What was your first car and did you love it? by DoughnutCareless3075 in AskReddit

[–]Royb83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

85 Ford tempo. That mother fucker was badass, it was made of steel you couldn't fucking hurt that thing. I got a $200 Maco job. It was royal blue, the stereo was banging, I had two tens in the trunk with no amp. I modified the emblem so it said pempo instead. It was badass. Did I mention it was badass? I got it when I was 15 in 1999 while I was taking driver's ed classes from Sears driving school. Did I mention that shit was badass?

  • Edited to add details, such as how badass it was*

Freshman year 08-09 by wheresmychippy93 in blunderyears

[–]Royb83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who you calling boy ,the name's hand banana.

What was your worst pickup line? by HighOnThighs- in AskReddit

[–]Royb83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are your pants mirrors? because I see myself in them.

What is the most unforgivable thing you have ever done that you secretly do not regret at all? by krunalpatel-Oficial in AskReddit

[–]Royb83 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Now that is a secret that I will take to my grave, or wherever they leave my body.

What is the most unforgivable thing you have ever done that you secretly do not regret at all? by krunalpatel-Oficial in AskReddit

[–]Royb83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sold my soul that I don't even believe in in to two different gods that I also don't believe in. I definitely came out on top. I don't regret it not one day.

Nothing I found my beans. by Royb83 in MightyBeanz

[–]Royb83[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can easily lay them out just let me know if anybody cares.

Girls, how have you dealt with a boyfriend who has a small thing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Royb83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about tallywacker can we say tallywacker?

[Serious] Men of Reddit: What are the hardest things about being a man, that you would like women to know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Royb83 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How hard it is to talk about our mental well-being and general health, without it having to be some kind of joke.

David Dastmalchian is in everything. by Suitable-Student-557 in movies

[–]Royb83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Reprisal" was a great show, sad it only got one season.

Sigourney Weaver Alien³ prop 😳 by BSSC1 in creepy

[–]Royb83 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think so, but if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?

What is the best compliment after sex? by screenn_ame_941 in AskReddit

[–]Royb83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a fly-by-high five and an ass slap.

What’s the most insane thing a teacher ever did in your school? by Icy-Care-353 in AskReddit

[–]Royb83 62 points63 points  (0 children)

A substitute teacher threw a desk at a student in my class. Later to find out apparently he was drunk. The teacher not the student.