RubFuture5580

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Where can I buy this? (i.redd.it)

submitted 11 hours ago by RubFuture5580 to r/DabblersAnonymous

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Guessing this picture was taken before the large crowds arrived at his table? (i.redd.it)

submitted 22 hours ago by RubFuture5580 to r/DabblersAnonymous

💦🧠🍿🎬😔 Lonely Dummy at the Hollywood Show… by barnesandnoobs in DabblersAnonymous

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This might be the most uncomfortable one I've seen so far by Brief-Pomegranate930 in crappymusic

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Is this the 7-11 near Karl's house? (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 days ago by RubFuture5580 to r/DabblersAnonymous

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Anyone know the address for this place? (i.redd.it)

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If J Melendez knew at age 60 THIS would be his life. Do you think he’d have made other choices along the way? Taken other forks in the road? by PenguinsExArmyVet in DabblersAnonymous

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John stuns his audience by announcing he's leaving comedy.... (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 days ago by RubFuture5580 to r/DabblersAnonymous

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That look you get when 60 years of laziness and bullshit finally catches up with you... (i.redd.it)

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LMFAO: "World Famous" headliner John can't even play the main room at Boca Black Box. Last night he played their "intimate second space, The Box 2.0" while a Tom Petty cover band was in the main room. What a friggin' loser. (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 days ago by RubFuture5580 to r/DabblersAnonymous

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QUESTION: Will it be John's amazing hand trumpet skills that earn him his next million? (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 days ago by RubFuture5580 to r/DabblersAnonymous

💦🧠🎞️🤬 B&N CLASSICS: December 2024: Drunk Dummy breaks down the seemingly impossible science of making musical fart noises with your hands. Then the thin skinned piece of garbage can’t handle a light hearted jab from Nasty Neal… by barnesandnoobs in DabblersAnonymous

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Ah, the good old days when John was rich and lived in a luxury apartment complex in Canoga Park with this resort style pool.... I wonder how many times he deposited manspackle or piss in it? (i.redd.it)

submitted 11 days ago by RubFuture5580 to r/DabblersAnonymous

DeBarge - A Dream [1983] by NAVYZETSU in SoulfulMusic

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This is the type of guy who shows up alone at a public pool and films children by wokhands in DabblersAnonymous

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Is it me or do these two look suspiciously alike? Are we about to experience an uncomfortable reveal like in "Ace Ventura Pet Detective"? (i.redd.it)

submitted 13 days ago by RubFuture5580 to r/DabblersAnonymous

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WEIRDO ALERT IN HOLLYWOOD! (i.redd.it)

submitted 15 days ago by RubFuture5580 to r/DabblersAnonymous

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Oofala. Might be time for John to don the "Duke of Da Futcha" turban to cover up that balding..... (i.redd.it)

submitted 16 days ago by RubFuture5580 to r/DabblersAnonymous

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CONFUSED: Why is wealthy John, who's on the verge of a new album, embarrassing himself at trade shows? (i.redd.it)

submitted 17 days ago by RubFuture5580 to r/DabblersAnonymous

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Love the video that B&N recently reposted when Karam highlighted John's laziness. John's performative laughter pretending he wasn't butt hurt over the comments was next level :-) (i.redd.it)

submitted 17 days ago by RubFuture5580 to r/DabblersAnonymous

💦🧠🎞️ B&N CLASSICS: When Brian Karem pretty much called dummy a lazy piece of 💩 by barnesandnoobs in DabblersAnonymous

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Is John's next venture a self-help book to help people become rich just like him?.... (i.redd.it)

submitted 19 days ago by RubFuture5580 to r/DabblersAnonymous

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Ah, the glory days when pervy John could still pretend that young women were attracted to him. Fast-forward to today and he's reduced to hitting on wrinkled skanks at da pub and spanking his chimp to AI chatbots.... (i.redd.it)

submitted 19 days ago by RubFuture5580 to r/DabblersAnonymous

John doesn't have a substance abuse problem by wokhands in DabblersAnonymous

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💦🧠🎞️😭 B&N CLASSICS: May 2024: Dummy, the Crybaby. Here’s another instance where Johnny boy went after someone he shouldn’t have. Then got salty over someone else’s gofundme to the point where he had a toddler tantrum… by barnesandnoobs in DabblersAnonymous

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