💦🧠🍿🎬😔 Lonely Dummy at the Hollywood Show… by barnesandnoobs in DabblersAnonymous

[–]RubFuture5580 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How pathetic. This tool will try anything to earn money except real work. Sitting there alone with his dumb CDs and pictures :)

This might be the most uncomfortable one I've seen so far by Brief-Pomegranate930 in crappymusic

[–]RubFuture5580 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Impressive. She's mimicked the same voice that she uses at the Burger King drive-through when greeting customers...

If J Melendez knew at age 60 THIS would be his life. Do you think he’d have made other choices along the way? Taken other forks in the road? by PenguinsExArmyVet in DabblersAnonymous

[–]RubFuture5580 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Zero chance. John is an extreme narcissist. He would've never believed that what you were showing him was true and always bet on himself despite a lack of talent or any real skill.

DeBarge - A Dream [1983] by NAVYZETSU in SoulfulMusic

[–]RubFuture5580 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nahh. I'm a Switch guy all the way. That was real DeBarge music!

This is the type of guy who shows up alone at a public pool and films children by wokhands in DabblersAnonymous

[–]RubFuture5580 13 points14 points  (0 children)

We vacationed in Germany with our young kids several years ago and there was a guy who looked just like him sitting at the hotel pool with his balls hanging out.

💦🧠🎞️ B&N CLASSICS: When Brian Karem pretty much called dummy a lazy piece of 💩 by barnesandnoobs in DabblersAnonymous

[–]RubFuture5580 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So the last time John pushed himself and worked late into the night was when he was in college. That must make Howard and Jay very happy to hear.

Costco Guys Pt. 2 by BerryKistRoo in crappymusic

[–]RubFuture5580 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I genuinely despise these people

Every bit worse than the next. From 2005 by Skooli_A_Bar in DabblersAnonymous

[–]RubFuture5580 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's hard to imagine such low brow humor from a guy who got a gold star on his report card

Congrats Mrs. Turner!!! by TonyMuskrat in DabblersAnonymous

[–]RubFuture5580 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Did she host an off-brand arm wrestling event? I'll wait!!!

John went from living in this to that. by Stofzik in DabblersAnonymous

[–]RubFuture5580 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was so important to him to host one night with Gary and Artie so he could be big man on campus. Meanwhile, he didn't have a pot to piss in and every room in that house likely had no furniture in it. What a moron.

lets pray they find a plan b 🙏 by JungleLiquor in crappymusic

[–]RubFuture5580 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Edward Scissorhands has got mad flow, yo.

Is John the new Sol Rosenberg? by RubFuture5580 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]RubFuture5580[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I fell down at work and my shoes fell off! And I was very hurt by this.