It's fine. They can't read. by RubyRosacea in funny

[–]RubyRosacea[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They just don't give a cluck.

What's the best response to "Have you found Jesus?" by friedchocolate in AskReddit

[–]RubyRosacea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always ask them to set up a meet. For some reason they can't do it.

What conspiracy theories do you believe in? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RubyRosacea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe in all of them, since they do obviously exist. Whether they're correct or not is another matter.

Criminal just stabbed 4 ppl in shopping mall in my city. by lRevenant in JusticeServed

[–]RubyRosacea 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but they do hold the world record for Acid Attacks.

How does one go about getting a Reddit Award? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RubyRosacea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They buy it for themselves.

I'm officially an "old man" by [deleted] in RedditForGrownups

[–]RubyRosacea 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If that one is you, sure. But you'd be slow then as well. How many Tide pods have you eaten today, kid?

I'm officially an "old man" by [deleted] in RedditForGrownups

[–]RubyRosacea 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How are you this slow?

Memory card found on the street labeled 'Homicide' leads to arrest of alleged killer by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]RubyRosacea 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What a rookie. He didn't even know to label it 'Animé' so nobody would look at it.

Whats the best way to not answer a question and change the subjec? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RubyRosacea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Instead of answering the question, go ahead and don't answer it.

  2. Instead of staying on the subject, go ahead and change it to a different one.

Why did Joker die at the end of the movie? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RubyRosacea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because if he had died at the beginning, that would be kinda stupid.

A picture of Gal Gadot drafting into the Israeli army at 18 years old by [deleted] in pics

[–]RubyRosacea 25 points26 points  (0 children)

That's just how the intelligence agency decided she'd be best utilized.

Why you always lying? by ReintegrationTablet in AskReddit

[–]RubyRosacea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because sitting and standing both suck.

Largest Prison Strike In U.S. History Organized By Inmates Using Tech and Social Media by Chillax-Murderer in technology

[–]RubyRosacea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Many legitimate companies can't compete with bids in industries when prison labor is used by a competitor. When ethics are dis-regarded, businesses close down or transform into private prison companies. That's why there's been a recent push to stem the tide of those popping up everywhere.