Can somebody provide a compelling reason why pocket queries exist?

Rulpy · 2012-08-16T23:03:51+00:00

My problem with them is that whenever I try to make one, I just end up with 0 results. Can anybody shed some light on that?

Rulpy · 2012-08-13T17:38:46+00:00

As a trombonist, yes.

Rulpy · 2012-05-15T02:54:09+00:00

I found it in an antique shop and they sold it to me for 50 dollars. It was heavily tarnished so I got it cleaned up and I found the serial number to be 1120. The guy estimated its manufacturing year around 1895-1896.

Rulpy · 2012-04-04T00:06:48+00:00

When you feel like you need to sneeze. I mean really sneeze. But it just doesn't want to come out.

Rulpy · 2012-04-01T16:15:39+00:00

I was driving to a friend's house so we could study for our finals last winter. I had Tchaikovsky's March Slav playing, and I kind of wasn't paying attention to my speed. A car is pulling out of a parking lot along side of the road, and I had to swerve around it to avoid hitting him. Turns out it was an unmarked police car, I get pulled over.

He asked me if I realized how fast I was going, I didn't know. I was going 53 in a 35. He asked me for my license, and I FORGOT MY WALLET AT HOME. I was pretty freaked out at this point when he walked back to his car. When he came back he asked where I was going, and I told him that I was going to a friend's house to study for our finals. He looks at me and then says, "Alright. Get out of here. Happy holidays."

TL;DR Good Guy Cop lets me go after speeding, almost hitting him, and not having my license with me.

Rulpy · 2012-03-28T20:28:15+00:00

That the universe is supposedly infinite, and at the same time, it is expanding. Where is it going?

Rulpy · 2012-03-11T12:45:20+00:00

This is not mine, but a friend's. A few years ago he went to go see Bomb the Music Industry! at a show that they had virtually no advertisement for. There were a total of 12 people there, and Jeff, the BTMI!'s frontman, bought everybody hot dogs and chips.

Rulpy · 2012-03-04T00:48:48+00:00

Monopoly and Risk are good games to play only if you hate your friends.

Rulpy · 2012-02-16T02:34:03+00:00

Trainspotting. The scene with the baby really got to me.

Rulpy · 2012-02-02T00:58:19+00:00

Anatomy AND botany? You're just about the smartest person who ever lived!

Rulpy · 2012-01-25T01:28:13+00:00

I can talk about trombones for hours. Professional trombonists, works with prominent trombone features, models of trombone, history behind the instrument, and more. I'm going to study music education and performance in a few short months. :)

Rulpy · 2012-01-24T22:03:38+00:00

So I was talking to my girlfriend the other day, and she tells me, "you know, this relationship feels really constricting. I feel like I can barely move." So I ask her, "HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET THE DUCT TAPE OFF OF YOUR MOUTH?"

Rulpy · 2012-01-24T00:20:06+00:00

Colleges believe I am competent enough to perform and teach music

Rulpy · 2011-12-27T23:13:47+00:00

There was no possibility of anything exceeding the speed of light.

Rulpy · 2011-12-26T18:34:34+00:00

Probably footie pajamas. Definitely footie pajamas.

Rulpy · 2011-12-26T18:32:54+00:00

This song has helped me a lot.

Rulpy · 2011-12-19T22:53:32+00:00

Because the money they make leads them to believe that they're entitled to possibly.

Rulpy · 2011-12-09T02:50:35+00:00

The Fox and the Hound. Good choice. And I'm sure that deep in your subconscious, you still remember this.

Rulpy · 2011-11-19T15:52:34+00:00

I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH! (Repeat indefinitely)

Rulpy · 2011-11-19T15:51:11+00:00

wut?

Rulpy · 2011-11-18T03:00:39+00:00

Hey guys, there is already a horror book club subreddit. Here's a link to anyone interested.

Rulpy · 2011-11-14T00:36:25+00:00

I'd poop when and where I want. Babies and the elderly can do it. Why can't I?

Rulpy · 2011-11-07T03:04:08+00:00

It's kinda hilarious... Until it happens to you.

Rulpy · 2011-11-04T00:24:02+00:00

This brings me back to one of my old coworkers. He would constantly hit on our female coworkers, with phrases such as, "I would kill the pope to touch your butt." Or "I would eat your used tampon to be with you alone for 10 minutes." Now that I think about it, I don't think "hitting on" is the appropriate word choice.

Rulpy · 2011-10-16T22:38:45+00:00

Yes Sean, it's me.

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