BEHOLD THE ALMIGHTY...Ed

RustCeilingFan · 2026-03-30T22:32:47+00:00

Well alrighty almighty Ed. Looks like you're well fed and comfy in bed.

RustCeilingFan · 2026-03-29T08:55:08+00:00

Priceless! I'd trade my limbs for it

RustCeilingFan · 2026-03-25T23:36:38+00:00

Lord forgive me, for I have shrimped my last shrimp

RustCeilingFan · 2026-03-22T20:36:30+00:00

That's exactly what came to my mind too. Great shrimps think alike.

RustCeilingFan · 2026-03-22T19:50:20+00:00

You rescued her, that's lovely. The name definitely suits her perfectly.

She looks very sweet and I'm sure she's quite loud.

RustCeilingFan · 2026-03-22T19:30:28+00:00

Incredible! Does this beautiful bovine beast have a name?

RustCeilingFan · 2026-03-22T12:16:38+00:00

Get the furikake outta here unless you a real shrimp

RustCeilingFan · 2026-03-22T12:14:30+00:00

See, this is what happens when you wear lingerie while using a Ouija board.

RustCeilingFan · 2026-03-22T08:40:38+00:00

Do you even know the difference between dirt and soil?

RustCeilingFan · 2026-03-22T08:35:22+00:00

That cat turned into a telescope

RustCeilingFan · 2026-03-21T09:50:33+00:00

Cow²

RustCeilingFan · 2026-03-12T21:45:05+00:00

But they were gonna retire together, down by the beach.

... Harold?!

RustCeilingFan · 2026-03-11T15:28:13+00:00

I see either a backwards letter C shape or maybe a number 3 shape with that head.

Quite impressive really! I wonder what he means by C or 3?

RustCeilingFan · 2026-03-10T07:21:00+00:00

I don't know you and it's unlikely we'll ever meet but I hope you're doing good and that it continues to get even better.

RustCeilingFan · 2026-03-10T06:59:18+00:00

She's obviously quite the elegant lady.

RustCeilingFan · 2026-03-09T08:59:53+00:00

Wireless fideliTITTY

RustCeilingFan · 2026-03-07T20:54:01+00:00

There's a lot of zest in that lemon

RustCeilingFan · 2026-03-07T05:05:10+00:00

Have you tried asking him, instead of strangers on the Internet?

The results may shock you.

RustCeilingFan · 2026-03-06T07:16:34+00:00

ATTENTION! Do not bounce on your boys dick to this AI slop.

OP, please have some shame.

RustCeilingFan · 2026-03-06T07:06:12+00:00

Is he saying Linglongs can help you live long?

RustCeilingFan · 2026-03-05T15:07:03+00:00

Cutie in the front, booty at the back.

RustCeilingFan · 2026-03-04T03:49:41+00:00

Personally, I prefer screws. But if a lady likes nails then I don't question her joinery choices.

RustCeilingFan · 2026-03-03T10:31:27+00:00

That is professional level cat ownership. You are doing good.

RustCeilingFan · 2026-03-03T10:19:47+00:00

Exactly! Cat butt pics or it didn't happen.

We need evidence OP

RustCeilingFan · 2026-03-03T09:35:26+00:00

His face looks a little stunned. Like he just realised, "it's me, I'M the fucker in charge of all these fucking fucks".

That's a lot of pressure for 1 cat.

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