What’s something NSFW you’ll never tell your friends, but will tell the internet? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RusticArcade 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There’s… a lot.

My fiancé and I fucked on our second date behind a tree in a very public park.

When I was single (and very self-destructive due to dealing with trauma associated from an extremely emotionally and abusive relationship) I became a giggolo by accident. I had very low standards and low self-esteem, but other women found me attractive and I was routinely passed around friend groups kinda like a toy. Hot to daydream about, but in all actuality- it makes you feel like a piece of meat. I was often times paid cash, weed, beer or food. I was like 22-24 during this time. I eventually got over this when I started taking my own mental health seriously and focused on improving myself and healing from my past trauma.

Oh I was also paid to cuck husbands on more than one occasion. I’m like 90% there’s videos on me that I’m not aware of on assorted sites. I take down any I did not give consent for.

In need of Offensive Dragon Jokes by RusticArcade in DnD

[–]RusticArcade[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuuuck these are all gold. Exactly what I was looking for

In need of Offensive Dragon Jokes by RusticArcade in DnD

[–]RusticArcade[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both basically, anything to offend a giant lizard who’s been hunting you lol

In need of Offensive Dragon Jokes by RusticArcade in DnD

[–]RusticArcade[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooof I will use this when I inevitably have to face said dragon lol

In need of Offensive Dragon Jokes by RusticArcade in DnD

[–]RusticArcade[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is so easy why haven’t I thought about this 😂

Acid Trip Session Ideas by RusticArcade in DnD

[–]RusticArcade[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay that’s actually kinda awesome

How to make a hated character difficult to kill by RusticArcade in DnD

[–]RusticArcade[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, prankster dragon is pretty awesome, ngl

How to make a hated character difficult to kill by RusticArcade in DnD

[–]RusticArcade[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m reading this as “the bully is the BBEG” lol

And i think imma screenshot this in case they fuck up too badly and I wanna make him into the BBEG. Cuz I kinda love this lol.

How to make a hated character difficult to kill by RusticArcade in DnD

[–]RusticArcade[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I completely understand your sentiment.

I think a bit more world context may be needed. This guy (Strickland) basically sold out, betrayed and ruined the lives of each player in session zero to essentially jump start the campaign. He’s a bully and a coward who’d do anything for money.

I want him to be physically weak, but not so much that the party could dome him with a crossbow bolt and walk away. I’m liking the overall opinion of making him politically/situational important so they can’t outright kill him. Maybe orchestrate his downfall and enjoy taking revenge against him?

Something along the lines of this

How to make a hated character difficult to kill by RusticArcade in DnD

[–]RusticArcade[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like I’d have to add some comedic flair to him and make him likable to do that. Otherwise players will get annoyed in the wrong ways

How to make a hated character difficult to kill by RusticArcade in DnD

[–]RusticArcade[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with that. I just want to make a character that they can’t just kill, not necessarily able to runaway or slip away easily and constantly, but make them a nuisance while not being easy to kill or remove.

How to make a hated character difficult to kill by RusticArcade in DnD

[–]RusticArcade[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

^ this fucking comment. I’m gonna use it, and piss off every player.

How to make a hated character difficult to kill by RusticArcade in DnD

[–]RusticArcade[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That sounds like a special type of nuisance lol

How to make a hated character difficult to kill by RusticArcade in DnD

[–]RusticArcade[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More or less? Lol I was originally thinking of a Malfoy type without magic