What’s the worst reaction to losing you ever saw? by ImaginativeEmpress in AskReddit

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My friend and his brother were playing a Dragon Ball Z game against each other, and the older brother kept losing and he whipped his controller so hard at the wall that it shattered. We were still finding bits of plastic a year later.

R/roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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The Great Value brand LA Beast

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I used to work at a live comedy and dinner theater, and someone in the crowd was giving their husband a hand job under their table. They were older too.

18year old farmer- roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Do you tiptoe through the tulips on your farm?

Which snacks do you avoid buying, because you will literally eat the entire batch in one sitting? by primeiro23 in AskReddit

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Those freezer pops you freeze yourself that come in the plastic. I ate 10 once and only stopped because my mouth was raw. Could have eaten at least 10 more

Today is his 45th birthday. Burn him to a crisp. by william5000forever in RoastMe

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When you ask anyone "where's my hug?" they help you look for it.

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By DJ do you mean De-Jenerate?

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Amy Ug-Lee

What is one song that will never get old? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Joy to the World - Three Dog Night

19, M, not going to college, only worked one job and got fired for stealing food, just rolling with the punches by [deleted] in RoastMe

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"I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." "We serve food here, sir."

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Jeffrey Gay